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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 72 8.2%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 110 12.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 210 23.8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 435 49.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 54 6.1%
  • Total de votantes
    881
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Roak dijo:
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This can't be real. Bashir is seriously fighting life and death to keep friendtank for no reason
Just let the retards fight it out while you sit on the side man
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How is he "keeping friendtank"? If they're protecting the twins against Landon/Laura, it's being 4v4. If he teams with them, then it's friendtank ganging up on the twins. Seems to be trying to make them target Drake and Laura instead.
 
Laura decides to get involved and become Landon/Binx's battering ram for no reason while Drake is cleaning and might have just got herself kicked. Laura may have nuked any chances of Drake/Twins vs Lando/Bashir
 
Kino door hole shots are a staple of Fishtank.
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Agares dijo:
Jet is like some Saturday morning cartoon villain who's monster of the week gets defeated by the main characters every single time. I've never seen shitty freeloaders get ganged up on this hard before.
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I suspect that while part of it is that wiggers are terrible at picking freeloaders this year, there's also a growing realization among the fish that Jet is not naturally a figure of authority.

What I mean is, when Goldstriker brings in a freeloader it's big and bombastic and it's Sam Hyde doing it so there's some weight behind it and as a contestant you'd be a little hesitant to fuck with the freeloader because there's some Hyde respectability attached to them. Will Sam be mad if you mog them?

When Jet brings in a freeloader it's a little boring and kinda gay and there's no showmanship whatsoever so there's nothing deterring the fish from simply rejecting them.
 
at this point we're close to the end I really can't imagine any of the fish quitting from being fucked with. Landon has taken a ton of shit. James Drake and Bashir are obviously never quitting unless something like felony level happens to them. The Twins are iffy I guess but after yesterday I think they can take it.
 
SenorKrinkle dijo:
DOOMERS
GET OFF MY BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I'm not dooming, just being critical, I'm still excited for the final week and just think this is a terrible idea to fill the time. They keep listening the sociopaths that never grew with the show beyond the Hellhouse description before Fishtank even began being worked on. Every time they give into those people this season it hasn't worked.

Season 4 was a great cast for that, Freddy was a junkie loser, Drench was a literal whore that would just be selling her body for worse, Aryeh and Daniel were weirdos that would put up with being targets, Angie would scream and fight while being Mogged, Ellie just melted into the furniture and distracted the PTZ camera whenever Jet was in charge of it.

I now want Jet to do a two week spin off that is called Hellhouse, only brings in the worst of submissions, only antagonistic fishtoys, aggressive hassling freeloaders/sharks from the start, $5 auto approved TTS 24/7 with nothing but grits and smokes to consume, with it financially planned to only last 3 days, just to prove the concept doesn't work.
 
Fishtank (Formerly Friendtank) Geneva Convention
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Blane organized the Fishtank Geneva Convention in his infinite wisdom.

Bashir/Vinx x Twin/Blane
  • No peepee poopoo
  • No luggage destruction (can throw outside or put food on)
Landon/Binx x Twin/Blane
  • No poop
  • Pee only on back (not Blaine since he has an injury)
  • No luggage destruction (can throw outside)

Bashir will defend Landon and Twins door. He will defend offensively. They (Laura and Drake) will NOT sleep tonight.

The war begins. Store is Mogged for arsenal.
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(The fucking jew is saying AWWW NO FRIENDLYYYYYY. Fuck off Jew)
 
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James Drake has just been cleaning the dorm this whole time. He's a better janitor than Landon.
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Meanwhile Alex Stein is just checking out the actual fishtank.
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Bashir has ordered friendtank for the entire day. They will team up tonight and make sure James Drake get no sleep
Landon and the Twins will listen to him despite the fact that he is a massive threat to them losing the show
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Meiwaku dijo:
You fail to see the bigger picture.

There is a beauty here that needs to be extracted and is worth preserving. Autistic retards can be interesting without peepeepoopoo. That people can grow and become friends and have character development and giant arcs even if they lose.

You must think not of the content now, but of the content of the future.
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Dude didnt you say this is your first season watching the show? Go watch love on the spectrum if all you want is heckin wholesom retard interactions. That has never been what the show is and not what it ever will be.
 
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