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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 72 8.2%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 110 12.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 210 23.8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 435 49.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 54 6.1%
  • Total de votantes
    881
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Lowlight dijo:
Binx coming back on the show was a bad idea. It was funny mindfucking Alex B first thing in the morning when she showed up, but after the bit was over, any semblance of a reputation she had gained during S3 seems to be in freefall now. I don’t think she’s done anything to gain new followers. Maybe a few new simps but I think this appearance will be damaging to her career overall.
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>her career
 
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Bongo wants the Arizona guy who had the big hat thing on at the storming the capitol to come because he met them in Arizona protesting COVID. Bongo got giddy over him.

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"YOU WILL CALL HIM SIR"- Bongo

Bongo wasn't worried about him being a tranny but was worried that he was better at rapping lmfao.
 
Wiggers just delivered 3 new beds to the fish and said a bunch of NIGGERS are going to be showing up tomorrow so they need more beds

I was listening to Laura and she seems very manic right now, part of her cycle I've noticed. if the pattern follows she will be crying in an hour or two.
She was trying to convince Bingo at length that Bashir cheated during the triathlon and thats the only reason she won. According to her Bashir bragged about it to her. He could of, he was shit talking to her a bunch but i dont think he said he cheated.

Bingo also shit talked Binx to Laura, called her boring and nontent. The Twin W's just keep coming.
 
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"A lot of black people will be here tomorrow"- Jet

Nigger sayers I need your full support on TTS....
 
Lowlight dijo:
Binx coming back on the show was a bad idea. It was funny mindfucking Alex B first thing in the morning when she showed up, but after the bit was over, any semblance of a reputation she had gained during S3 seems to be in freefall now. I don’t think she’s done anything to gain new followers. Maybe a few new simps but I think this appearance will be damaging to her career overall.
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She's always been a shit, attention vacuum. The only reasons she got anywhere on S3 was because people kept quitting and she was able to socially manipulate groups of people by being a UwU egirl and fake lgbt pedo defending ally. Her whole shtick is literally lying around the house, doing baby talk and screeching occasionally. What were her highlights in S3? Getting beaten up by Alex's wife and being fingered by a panfaced chink.

Thinking back to the RV arc of season 3, I remember she'd be given a camera and told to film stuff and talk to the other contestants and she'd just turn the camera on her own fugly face and talk about some vapid, pick me shit. She just inserts her self any where that there's some focus and sucks all the energy out of the room.
 
Just Some Other Guy dijo:
Okay I miss the Bashir that doused hoes in vodka and attempted to drag them out of the house.

Unironically saying "family tank" is cringe.
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Laura CRAVES attention. She is currently throwing a TANTRUM for not getting any from her behavior.

Bashir's idea of DNI with her is actually perfect for her breed of BPD. She wants any attention.
 
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