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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 72 8.2%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 110 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 210 23.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 435 49.4%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 54 6.1%

  • Total de votantes
    881
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Only Allah is keeping Bashir from killing himself.
 
uninteresting for the show
They found a fucking Muslim cowboy. They can find a single woman whose not boring like Emma or like a giant whore.

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Laura threw piss on Bashir's bed so he got another. He would give it up to the new girl.

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Bashir is having a happy autism moment with talking about Moldova with the new girl.

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James Drake accidentally threw away Laura's shit thinking it was Binx's lmfaooo
 
There are plenty of girls who are good on the tank I just despise these cunts like Binx who pretend to be le quirky chungus and are only there to farm simps.
 
BASHIR YOURE SUPPOSED TO BEAT THIS UNCOVERED WHORE, NOT BOND WITH HER
If she's interesting and not a giant cunt that's close enough.

Production asked and he needed to autism to someone.
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He is offering her a piece of the Berlin wall... Bashir is too cool man..
 
Vimp is another Stream Star orbit girl... I mean yeah she is friends with Binx (she had her on during Magic Stars before) but for her streaming she actually leeched off them. I think the biggest thing you can pick on her about is being a school shooting survivor.
Funny enough Jet OK'd Knoswal's freeloader audition who has been handed a restraining order against them since he went to all of their events constantly - hope he actual shows up to make this at least the tiniest bit redeemable.





 
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