🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 72 8.2%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 110 12.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 210 23.8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 435 49.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 54 6.1%
  • Total de votantes
    881
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The ending of this challenge with Blaine crying while Bashir monologues like he won the olympic gold medal, while Drake is seething over losing & kicking doors, everyone else is broken & passed out in heaps on the ground. ABSOLUTE CINEMA (gay), Fuck off doomers

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This is the face of victory
 
After the most emotionally charged Icky Pukers ever, I think its safe to assume its going to be an early night? That was wild, the music really adds so much to the ambiance.

TEAM JUNGLE W!!!
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W BASHIR FOR TAKING THE LEAST WINNINGS :semperfidelis:
 
Meat challenge fail:

Youtube archive:
Smoking/Eating/Exercising challenge in full:

Youtube archive:
I'll archive the smoking challenge later, this shit is going to take a while to encode into a smaller more website friendly format. Done.
How the money is going to be distributed as stated by Bashir:
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Bashir gave an ALLAHU AKBAR!!!

YESSSSSSSSS!!!!

Twins prooved today they're not just Josies. Blane isn't a shit freeloader and Bashir isn't to be made fun of.

Blane fucking sored up his back.

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Bashir brought it in for a hug and said he's honored to be their team leader 😢


Blane and Bashir had a sweet moment. Blane got talked down to a lot and was surprised that he was CHOSEN to be on their team first pick on freeloaders.
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His mom is sending cute TTS :)

Meanwhile:
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Bashir put a waterbottle next to Landon to help him out.


BASHIR GOAT ALL BASHIR HATERS LEAVE NOW NOW NOW he got to split up the 10k between his team and did this.
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Twins- $5k
Blane- $4k
Bashir $1k (Just to cover the cost of his suitcase and stuff that was damaged)

FRIENDTANK FUCKING RULES!!!!
 
It's always nice catching up on the thread, being a dozen or so pages behind, and notice the number of the last page of the thread has started jumping by 1 or 2 every time you click to the next page.
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