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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 72 8.2%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 110 12.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 210 23.8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 435 49.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 54 6.1%
  • Total de votantes
    881
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I have never despised a fishtank contestant more than Landon right now.
He has the Nuke. He waivers on if he should use it for 15 minutes.
TTS FINALLY CONVINCES HIM TO UNSCREW IT
HE WALKS UP TO ALEX B
AND PUSSIES OUT
Jet and Ben are now taking the Nuke away. I'm fucking LIVID.
 
that was going to be the greatest moment in fishtank history. I'm legitimately seething.

Sam would have egged him on to do it then bailed him out of jail.
 
SneakEnergy dijo:
"Here's some silly string"

Okay nah they are taking the piss, they are waiting for him to use the nuke. Unfortunately Landon is too autistic to tell (not an insult, I feel for him)
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100%. They gave him all the time to act until he cucked out and was asking for Daddy's permission. Once chat started calling him a fag they knew it wasn't happening.

Plan B is to rub Landon's nose in his failure to act.
 
The run up to the potential nuke deployment

Production cucks the content

Sorry about the quality, it was 120MB and I had to compress it.

Just after I stopped the recording Alex smashed a vodka bottle on the floor. Fuck my life.
 
So the audience has be forced to listen to Alex acting like a retard 24/7 and he's allowed to smash vodka bottles and push people against walls but no one is ever allowed to do anything back to him so the audience gets some catharsis.

this bullshit right here is why the show is dead and this thread is moving at a snail's pace, brother.
 
Halloween23 dijo:
So the audience has be forced to listen to Alex acting like a retard 24/7 and he's allowed to smash vodka bottles and push people against walls but no one is ever allowed to do anything back to him so the audience gets some catharsis.

this bullshit right here is why the show is dead and this thread is moving at a snail's pace, brother.
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Hey now, they gave the Tiger silly string to unleash his wild side with.

Nothing is stopping him.....lmao.
 
Man I'm losing faith in Landon. TTS is telling him outright that production wants him to stand up for himself and do it but he's backing down hard.

TTS is raising good points: they are letting the TTS through telling him to do it, Ben came back and shook his hand and said "probably a bad idea", and they haven't even taken the nuke away.

HE EMPTIED IT, IT'S FUCKING OVER
 
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BEN GAVE THE MOST HALF HEARTED "NO" OF ALL TIME WHEN LANDON STRAIGHT UP ASKED HIM IF HE COULD DUMP IT ON THE LUGGAGE
THEY SAID THEY WHERE GOING TO TAKE IT FROM YOU AND THEN CAME BACK IN 3 TIMES AND NEVER TOOK IT
THEY WANTED YOU TO USE IT YOU FUCKING LOSER
THEY LET DOZENS OF TTS THROUGH THAT SAID USE IT YOU FAGGOT
FUCK YOU LANDON
FUCK YOU
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THE RAPED TIGER

The only good thing to come of this is now the twins have a much better chance of winning now
 
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