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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 72 8.2%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 110 12.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 210 23.8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 435 49.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 54 6.1%
  • Total de votantes
    881
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"i don't know how to box, so i'd probably just start beating her ass for no reason" -Laura
 
>Anissa tries to fuck with Beth
>Production: "noooo don't do that!"
>Drake tries to fuck with Alex
>Production: "noooo don't do that!"
>Laura tries to fuck with Emma
>Production: "noooo don't do that!"
 
not defending emma but random elims are stupid
if you want elims to have meaning you prob shouldnt just randomly do one at 11:30pm on a wednesday night
e: theyre saying it doesnt count so thats good i guess
context: i think prod told laura to shove emma out the door
 
Even if it didn't count as an elim, they could have let it play out to make Emma get a new bitching point besides Bashir.

James Drake was a real pussy for walking away.

Edit: Also Alex has annoyed me, but nothing has made me want him to get hit more than him flexing daddy's money on two girls who have been trying to scrape by and patch up their mother's bad spending decisions.
 
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Laura crying in confessional, she says it over something a real-life friend did, being purposely vague about the details.
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Day 18 recap!
 
James Drake wipes a tear off of Laura's face, she is not too pleased by this gesture.



EDIT: added production having some fun with contrast in the house, and a sudden gentle slap by Laura!!!

 
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*Incomprehensible babbling* "And I love this nigga but..."
*Sniffling*
"He's SO FUCKIN RETARDED."
*Sniffing and crying*
" HE'S SO RETARDED!"
 
Laura's intimating that she's attempted... hehehe... suicide... before.
Landon James Drake is telling his mountain story about Alaska to relate to her.
 
They should, they should booby trap items in the market. Like put stickers on them, let's say elimination and you know, so whatever people buy, and then like they get 3 of them, they're actually eliminated, or maybe putting random letters On random objects in the house and tracking why does keep doing that

Edit screenshot by phone fucjing loops when I talk jbt on it but holy shit the last few days is better than 99% of thr while she'd still
Space pduzge tank WHEN
 
james drake consoled laura while she was crying and basically he talked about going to alaska and how he wanted to kill himself and he climbed a mountain and planned to jump off but he saw the beauty of the world

edit: im drunk and retarded my bad if there are grammatical errors
 
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