🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 72 8.2%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 110 12.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 210 23.8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 435 49.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 54 6.1%
  • Total de votantes
    881
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A bird got into the house. Jet says whoever can get it out gets a point for their team. Bird circled in red.
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They chase it into the glassroom and the twins freak the FUCK out worrying that the bird will be harmed in the mad scramble (they have a point).
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Drake got the bird out but Kiwi chat thinks it's injured or dying/dead. (:_(
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Bingo thinks the bird will die later. Production says it's fine:
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Twins are depressed. The vibe is DEAD (like the bird (maybe)).
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Wiggers insist it's not dead.
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TTS coming in:
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That reminded me of way back in the day I worked with a bunch of illegal Mexican women and a bird flew in one day and they fucking RAN to where the bird was and murdered the shit out of it with brooms, then threw the corpse into the trash can and smiled at me and said "no more bird."
 
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muffdiver dijo:
They took him into the bathroom without cameras to "deploy it", very little was on camera. Landon wiped a little on him in the dorm, then took him into the bathroom off camera, then Bulk came out with some stuff on him.
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in the dorm he spilled a bit on him you could see it
 
Tonight will be a bunch of mini-challenges and whichever team gets the most points by tonight gets group immunity. Current teams are Twins, Bashir, Landon in Dorm, and Emma, JD, Drake in Jungle. Current score is 3-2
So far the challenges have been:
Room wars, the room with the most viewers at the end of 30 minutes wins: Jungle wins.
Impress vance: Jungle wins. JD yells at Emma while Drake lifts weights
Insult the chat: Dorm wins.
Make Blane go crazy: Dorm wins, Nuke was deployed.
A bird flew in the house, get it out: Jungle wins. Twins are especially worried about the bird's safety.
 
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