🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 72 8.2%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 110 12.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 210 23.8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 435 49.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 54 6.1%
  • Total de votantes
    881
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Heavy hitters are here, TTS should be fun
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TTS and SFX are off
 
Blindeye dijo:
Bam seems checked out now, but him being barely there is still better than Sam TRT roidraging on the fish and being an active detriment to the show whenever he gets in a mood
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It’s so funny to me when bam is ‘hosting’ but has no fucking clue what’s going on,

and turns to the camera guy whenever the fish ask him a question. I don’t think he realises how much input he actually has with production, probably.
 
JD is such a faggy little liar, holy shit. No one MADE him stay in bed, yap & giggle like a schoolgirl in love and hold hands for multiple hours.
"I can either fight crazy or join it." WHAT CRAZY???

Nigga, just let yourself get tickled, shrug it off. End of story?! Am I missing something here?
Production barely said anything other than egg him on, especially after the idgaf-display of Landon.
 
TheBridgeburner dijo:
JD is such a faggy little liar, holy shit. No one MADE him stay in bed, yap & giggle like a schoolgirl in love and hold hands for multiple hours.
"I can either fight crazy or join it." WHAT CRAZY???

Nigga, just let yourself get tickled, shrug it off. End of story?! Am I missing something here?
Production barely said anything other than egg him on, especially after the idgaf-display of Landon.
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Carolina advised JD to totally ice Laura out, ignore her, pretend she's not there etc. It won't work because JD is retarded and can't keep it up.

JD, James Drake, Carolina and Bashir have been seething about Laura in the dorm for several minutes now. Some fish vs. freeloader action is brewing.
 
S.C.U.D. dijo:
Some fish vs. freeloader action is brewing.
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So I hope. I'm just baffled by the way he frames last night which I watched for the most part and it's infuriating how he keeps going on about what "horrible torture" he had to endure when literally no one asked him to hold her hands and roll around in bed for hours. What is this dude smoking...
 
Swaggoat dijo:
James and Emma need to stop talking lol. Because they're gonna eat their words guarantee it.
I just know if the next freeloader targets them instead of Bashir they will cry and change their whole friendhouse spiel.
How did they manage to shift this whole season in a way that I'm siding with a mudslime, fuck me.
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Lol what did I say. I guess the high IQ move of being friends with the freeloader doesn't work anymore when they actually target you.
 
SneakEnergy dijo:
So "cheesy fries" is just garlic bread you can get from legit any kebab shop in the UK?

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Yeah mate. It's just Cheesy Garlic Bread from Pizza Hut, Dominos, and Pizza Express. If I got some pre made Pizza bases, garlic butter, and posh mozzerella from Waitrose I can make it myself in 15 minutes. I have no idea why the wiggers are struggling with this concept.
 

I'm editing this clip with "Nigger let me hold your hand" on repeat and a black JW knock on my door. Definitely getting into the Kingdom of Heaven now.


Why the fuck does this end in "I really like Bad Bunny"? Bipolar type 1 or 2?

 
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cuttysnark dijo:
Landon has a job as a maid manager for $20. Production is bringing in some "heavy hitters" to get the tank cleaned up. Landon is to manage them.
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They've tried this but multiple times, and every time Landon seems to not understand supervising and managing so he just cleans himself. He truly found his station in life.

S.C.U.D. dijo:
JD, James Drake, Carolina and Bashir have been seething about Laura in the dorm for several minutes now. Some fish vs. freeloader action is brewing.
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I see Bashir still hasn't learned his lesson siding with jd and jdrake.
 
Chuck Shiesty dijo:
He was begging for attention from Damiel on an IG live earlier tonight too. This faggot really thought he'd have a career post-tank. I'm glad the wiggers cut the S4 people loose.
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I'm glad Aryeh hasn't achieved any kind of "career" but he is pretty entertaining on Twitter in a very Twitter way. He's integrated pretty well into the "TPOT" type scene, Katherine Dee follows him which means he's provoking and participating in interesting conversations for Twitter-Substack types. I think this is where The Rational Skeptic belongs for the rest of eternity.
 
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