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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 72 8.2%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 110 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 210 23.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 435 49.4%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 54 6.1%

  • Total de votantes
    881
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A muslim aspie, an autist and two kidult women walk into a closet and strategize on how to team up against the normies.
 
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Hearing about the crop top


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Bongo: this guy, this guy, and us are top *counts* one...two.... THREE.
Landon: I think he's actually four...but more a three in STOX.


TTS: Landon just sign this stupid petition I have stuff to do.
TTS: Form the TARD REICH

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Bashir: JDs content is TTS, Emmas content is...
Landon: uh....
 

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When's the bashir v vance fight? I thought it was at 7 but I have the short term memory of a gold fish.
8pm. Bringing in James' GF is both genius and really fucked up. If they want to see him truly pissed off this is the way to do it. This is probably why Jet saw the need to let him know none of production would accept his challenge to fight.
 
8pm. Bringing in James' GF is both genius and really fucked up. If they want to see him truly pissed off this is the way to do it. This is probably why Jet saw the need to let him know none of production would accept his challenge to fight.
Oh wait james vs vance, not bashir.

I told you, I'm retarded.

EDIT: Or is it bashir v vance and I'm just ultra mega super retarded.
 
Talks for a potential Axis of Autism:
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Talk's successful and they shake on it. Bashir also explains how he did have an alliance with JD but he broke it first. Something about Temujin or someshit I'm not watching this again:


Does anyone else have the cameraman view of this with the full scope of the vibeskill? This was fucking hilarious.

 
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Bashir getting bothered by JD. Mocking the bible pretending to preach or read from it, and now telling him to swill some alcohol around in his mouth.
JD has the lowst IQ in the tank somehow.


This had me rolling as Allah shut him down :story:

Something about Temujin or someshit I'm not watching this again:

Mongolian Empire key lore. Temujin (Ghenghis/ Chinggis) was betrayed by his sworn blood brother in the final battle. Bashir feels like Drake betrayed him.
 
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