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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 72 8.2%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 110 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 210 23.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 435 49.4%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 54 6.1%

  • Total de votantes
    881
Bashir is the villain of this season you'll see it (not a bad thing, every season needs one)
He's the heel. But either Drake or Landon could shape up to be the face. The thing is neither of them have gone through a good enough character arc. If we saw Landon toughen up TJ style or James Drake stop being a bitch they could take the slot.
 
Posture check.
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Landon has been tasked with writing a birthday poem for Emma.
When walking to the closet he told Ben he wasn't paid for his job yesterday

Ben returned with an offer - $19 or cheese fries cheesy bread
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You can guess what the tiger has chosen


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Happy birthday Emma:

She opens her gifts:

Landon reads her his poem and Emma thanks him in a patronizing way:


"To Emma it's cool that we both came from Wisconsin
We live in such a small world
Getting to know you the last few days and weeks
Emma is intelligent cool and kind
I'm sure everyone here can agree on that sentiment
Happy 23rd birthday Emma"


Twins destroying that cake:

 
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Its amusing to me how literally nothing at all can happen for days at a time but somehow I refresh on here and there's always someone defending it saying its great. Glad someone is getting some form of enjoyment out of it though.
 
Hoping that Vance defeats Bashir.

However, his boxing record is not great
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The goblin clearly won this btw.
I don't think the goblin landed more than one punch that wasn't on Vance's guard. Vance landed a decent number of body shots. They clearly weren't taking it very seriously though and not going for head shots.

[Decisive] Vance W
 
A little more context for the Vance v Bashir match:
> Why are you proud of your bald head, Vance, why are you Tim Pooling it? Always have a hat on...
> Sweat.
> Oh ok it looks good on you.
> Do you want to box, Bashir??

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