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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 72 8.2%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 110 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 210 23.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 435 49.4%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 54 6.1%

  • Total de votantes
    881
He literally can't win
Do nothing: "Haha! JD is a fag who lets people mess with him and is too pussy to do anything back!"
Do something: "JD is a spiteful faggot! boo hoo they poured eggs on me I'm such a victim"
I admire his ability to stick with the bit tbh. Like being shit on for over a week is a lot to take. Bezo broke first day threatening to ban people lmfao
 
Can we start a new poll for who will be voted out second?
JD, if JD wins the challenge it's Anissa.
I'd bet money on it

I admire his ability to stick with the bit tbh. Like being shit on for over a week is a lot to take. Bezo broke first day threatening to ban people lmfao
100%
I think that JD gets much more hate than he deserves, people just roll with it now because he is this season's punching bag. He just pulls all the aggro.
 
JD, if JD wins the challenge it's Anissa.
I'd bet money on it
Tbh JD should win in this case. Anissa is nontent except when drunk. She hasn't taken the audience aside like Jet said to.

JD is also sus of Drake now. So this notable. If he kills Anissa, Landon will hate him.
 
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This is my first time watching the show and the 4chan threads just kind of suck. It's mostly people complaining and posting pictures of fish from previous seasons I don't know anything about
been in those threads since S2, and it's always been like that, they are always complaining or Marky postings. They all post about S1 fish normally, or S2 fish. S2 fish were probably the most unhinged. So they get talked about a lot.
 
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ELVIS JET.

Bashir and the twins now going to do a bit. Bashir is going to try and pick them up while the twins are good girls and play hard to get.

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He's got a motorcycle right out side... and yes, it can fit three, baby.

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Jet tells Bashir that his performance was terrible so they are going to do it over again.

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He switches gears and goes for full desperate incel. Begs them to PLEASE SAY YES, and if they reject him, he's going to kill himself!
 
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been in those threads since S2, and it's always been like that, they are always complaining or Marky postings.
/ftl/ got one-shotted by S2 brutality and they haven't recovered from that (although I'm sure this could be applied to the wider community as well).
S2 fish were probably the most unhinged. So they get talked about a lot.
S2 fishes are the one who interacted with /ftl/ and into 4chan culture the most. So of course they get talked about a lot there.
 

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