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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 72 8.2%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 110 12.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 210 23.8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 435 49.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 54 6.1%
  • Total de votantes
    881
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JD is cracking

"I think Friendtank is over. I don't trust James."

"Fuckin let em cum" :story:
 
I bit the bullet and tried some "cheese fries". Just cheese sticks from pizza hut. They're fine and all, a bit bready for my tastes. I'd prefer just cheese pizza at that point. Was a decent 6/10. Point being, I have no fucking clue how this could be anyone's favorite food, let alone the ONLY thing he eats. Then you take in to account that he eats the frozen store bought variant.
 
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They have burgers and fries now. They got 5 Guys.
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They're reaaaaaally quiet. Like nobody is saying anything.

They're taking down the computer room. Ginger Mints is in there too.

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JD pacing around while everyone else tries to chill. He is cracking hard and has lost his "friends". If he leaves, they'll lose their primary income on JD GAY messages. It should be Anissa. She's a pure nothingburger in her 40s who just threatens TTS. She gets mad over the Jew thing, which makes me think it's true.

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Vibes are ATROCIOUS right now. Nobody is talking between TTS.
 
Today was respectively eventful even if nothing else happens. Ngl, JD (and the girls) are pretty strong for putting up with being shit on non-stop for 10 days. That's hard on anyone. At least the others get nice messages between being shit on.

The no sleep is cracking them even more. I would personally pick to all sleep in separate rooms so TTS cannot just do one dorm attack. I'd avoid sleeping in the same room as JD if I wanted rest and try to sleep in the same place as the Twins since they are fucked with the least. I know Bashir bitched about TTS being left on all night.

I cannot believe nobody has figured this strategy out. I think even JD would be left alone if it meant disturbing the Twins.
 
Vibe Check Status

Aura Gained +++
  • Bashir (+mogging Mints by getting spray, +not stealing from Twins and tipping them so they could get caffeine pills, +giving aura to Drake after mean TTS hurt Drake last night, +Fighting Mints last night with Jug. + Hid some stuff from production under Drake's bed, + looked cute today.)
  • Twins (+precious babies, +funny girls, +looked cute today)
  • Drake (+borrowed aura from Bashir last night, + detective mode was funny, + looked cute today)
Aura MOGGED ---
  • Landon (+ gained some aura for initiative and protecting Anissa. Lost aura ---for breaking the ONE rule in the gamehouse of no throwing food causing everyone to lose the games. - butt of joke costume today)
  • Emma (-kike boyfriend mogging, + looked cute today)
  • Anissa (-boring jewess. -useless, + looked cute today.)
  • JD (+ made lunch for twins, -gay, --lost ally, -bitchfits, -egged, - suitcase ruined, - looked gay again today, -doesn't want "gf" on, -ziptied)
 
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I've been out for pretty much the whole day but tbh it's about time they got rid of the game room, it was a mostly nontent room save for when the boys were playing irl tower defense against the girls.
 
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