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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 72 8.2%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 110 12.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 210 23.8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 435 49.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 54 6.1%
  • Total de votantes
    881
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The next elimination challenge on Wednesday is a TYPING CONTEST for the fastest typer. This is for the next person to get the bullet.

Tts is trying to break JD.

Antara just told him that he's not gay to make him feel better.

Landon has a new costume.
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So Antara can find him.
 
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Meiwaku dijo:
This is a group home
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Imagine if privately owned "group homes" live streamed tard wrangler bodycams, it would be so comfy.

OrangeJuliusEvola dijo:
doubt he's of Alawite descent.
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The fact that Bashir is not actually from a mountain Jew sect of Islam does not negate the fact that there is a legitimate lack of AssadPosting happening at the moment. Paypigs get to work!
 
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Jet explaining the next elimination.

TYPING TEST on WEDNESDAY. Fastest typist gets the bullet to eliminate someone. All fish can use the computer lab to practice.

XBox's are not allowed until 10 PM. Audience thinks the fish playing games is boring so leave it to only when nothing else is going on.

JD asks if early morning before other fish are up is also allowed. Jet says he will "think about it".
 
Just Some Other Guy dijo:
And if he wins and eliminates another fish people will cry not fair.

The fish controlling eliminations yet again being a lose/lose.
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they should do elims with one of those bingo ball baskets but whoever has immunity has no balls in, whoever came in 2nd place has the fewest balls, in 3rd place the next fewest, etc. etc. until the bottom contender has the most

then you spin them
pull 2 balls
if its the same person that person is instantly eliminated
if its 2 different contestants they have to do a challenge bell type challenge, winner stays loser goes home

make it so convoluted and confusing the doomers cant piss and moan about it
 
What a fucking dumb idea this is. The computer room has been such a net negative to the show. The siege was fun but. A typing a challenge? What a joke.
 
这次我发誓死不发帖 dijo:
If he gets eliminated again, the wiggers can just bring him back again. No one promised you a show that wasn't shit. :smug:
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That would actually be better than him being eliminated for good.

The actual funniest outcome is if whoever wins chooses to eliminate the twins, just to see how Jet reacts.
 
Mr.Bucket dijo:
TBH ya know they're gonna put some wacky twist on it. Like typing while drunk, or doing the whole thing in reverse, or it'll be in French, or they'll have to type using an onscreen keyboard and the xbox controller or whatever.
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I'll be honest, even if those are twists they go with, it doesn't inspire much intrigue. Especially since the fish are now going to be mainly practicing typing until Wednesday.
 
Mr.Bucket dijo:
TBH ya know they're gonna put some wacky twist on it. Like typing while drunk, or doing the whole thing in reverse, or it'll be in French, or they'll have to type using an onscreen keyboard and the xbox controller or whatever.
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It's not the challenge itself that's the problem. It's that the computer lab itself is boring as shit and letting one person decide who goes home is retarded.
 
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