🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera
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I HATE THE ANTICHRIST!
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mizzy was what? 24?
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Twins try and predict whats going to happen tonight
Landon breaks in and asks if they are talking shit about him
Pure cinema
Landon breaks in and asks if they are talking shit about him
Pure cinema
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Anissa telling a story about doing irish car bombs on her job and crashing in to a semi. And her husband says "You're going to fucking jail tonight."
Uhhhh
Landon: "That's admirable."
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST!
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"I would have gotten a dwi like fucking James Drake!"
Anisa is killing it tonight.
Anisa is killing it tonight.
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A tiger needs his tigress.
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Part of why he hates his sibling on top of the general everything else about them is that due to the comic/game logic shit he's like on an existence timeshare with her before he kills her where like they go on a bed and then the other one vwoops into reality while they go to the dream dimension thing which is like part of some other alien universe thing. It's complicated nonsense logic. Just be aware the way it works is like one of them is supposed to agree to die and let the other one live eventually and he's like "fuck that I'm killing you"
I wonder which twin would survive that kinda situation if it was bingo and bongo
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- 21 de Feb, 2021
Full story: she was totally fucked up and ruined her truck and it was covid and the cops were coming so she was putting pennies in her mouth and drinking topo chico and put on a mask and managed to tell the cops "uhm I'm sorry i don't feel comfortable since you don't have your mask :///" and the cops didn't test her.
She got lucky and felt horrible.
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It's almost like Jet is trying to get the twins to psychically manifest the return of a certain Mohammedian....
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Day 7 recap:
Early morning (12 AM to 12 PM):
Edit: Couldn't sleep, got back up, and Bashir was re-added to the tank apparently lol.
Early morning (12 AM to 12 PM):
- Not a whole lot to discuss. Vicky was drunk and fake-sobbed for sympathy. Suicide baited a bit, says she made an attempt previously. Her crying was described as "fake" by the thread.
- Vicky's Twitter account was found. It was made one week before she appeared on Fishtank, so was likely meant to be a way for people to contact her after the show.
- Another pipe leak in the basement, disabling Director Cam for a short while.
- At exactly noon, Landon and JD transferred their plant matter in to James Drake's bags while Bashir just watched.
- Once again, Vicky threatens to leave the tank. She has some weird concern about her family contacting the show. Jet and Ben deny there has been any contact from her family.
- Head has a huge crash out and screams about how cruel the tank is, including actually saying that it is "FUNNY 'TIL IT AIN'T FUNNY". It is debated whether this is a bit or not; most side on "it's a bit".
- Bashir is pulled aside for a pep talk at 2:20 PM. The plant matter bags for the first elimination will be sealed at 2:30 PM. He is told during this pep talk that he has 10 minutes to pull something off.
- There is some confusion on the time for elimination. Ultimately, the Elimination closed at 2:30. All bags were checked for non-plant matter and sealed. Notably, Emma's bag had the STUMP from the Jungle Room, which launched #STUMPGATE in the community. Production declared it LEGAL for use, meaning Emma had the obviously very heavy stump added to her total plant matter weight.
- EMMA was declared the WINNER of the first Elimination challenge. Emma now gets to eliminate a fish.
- BASHIR is eliminated by Emma. The fish are all dropped to their knees and blindfolded. Emma shoots Bashir with a paintball marker, eliminating him. He is the third to be eliminated, 8th place.
- The next room is teased by Jet and Ben. It is a mid '00s themed internet cafe, with XBox 360 consoles and Windows XP desktops. Fans will be able to connect with the XBox Live accounts if anyone is actually still playing Black Ops on 360. Jet also mentions that the PCs will unlock new daily jobs, but did not elaborate.
- The "DRUNK PIECE OF SHIT CHALLENGE" begins. The fish are provided basically infinite alcohol, and told their objective tonight is to be the "worst drunk". The reward now is not FISHBUCKS but instead REAL MONEY. The winner will be provided with $1,000 USD upon leaving the tank, and this cannot be stolen or destroyed.
- An attempt is made to get Landon "Cheese Fries". It appears production just ordered him Papa John's cheese pizza with no sauce. He enjoys it.
- Null says that this thread is getting 50+ bookmark requests a day and to knock it off. Postmarks are not a "super upvote", and are instead ONLY for important posts that are relevant to following the thread. Do not just postmark posts you think are funny, those posts are already highlighted based on reactions.
- A bunch of funny stuff that ultimately changes nothing happens tonight because pretty much everyone is fucking wasted. Read through the thread if you want irrelevant, but funny, stuff.
- Around 10 PM, Vicky voluntarily leaves the tank, as she threatened earlier in the day. She opens the kitchen door and steps out. Cody grabs her and directs her towards the basement. She is the fourth to be eliminated, 7th place.
- Jet and Ben ask if Bashir is still in his hotel room, and if so, give them a call. Potential Bashir return as freeloader.
- Jet and Ben weren't joking, and Bashir RETURNS to the tank. There is some confusion on him being a fish or freeloader, but it is confirmed he is back as a fish and eligible for the $50k.
Edit: Couldn't sleep, got back up, and Bashir was re-added to the tank apparently lol.
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To amend this:
If Bashir were to come back, I think he would now avoid this fate.
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The tiger has Bongo feeling some type of way.
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Her taking some of the house's alcohol with her was the cherry on top.
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More jaegerbombs for all!
Watching this is surreal. Feels almost like I'm at a weird party but I'm on my own couch sober eating cheese fries.
Watching this is surreal. Feels almost like I'm at a weird party but I'm on my own couch sober eating cheese fries.