🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 72 8.2%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 110 12.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 210 23.8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 435 49.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 54 6.1%
  • Total de votantes
    881
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Does this house not have a laundry room?


Though I guess it could be in the basement where production is so the fish wouldn't have access to it.
 
Jet: all the alcohol we've given you up to this point was fake to get you accustomed to the taste to wheat

Bongo: really?!?!
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:story:
 
"we gave bashir nothing... because... well we dont have to."
lol
DRUNK PIECE OF SHIT INCOMING

Anissa starts the challenge by shotgunning a beer.
based tbh
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The DRUNK PIECE OF SHIT CHALLENGE has begun.

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Everything they have drank up until now has been "practice alcohol". Tonight is the REAL THING.

"How much money did Bashir leave the house with? Zero dollars." - Jet

Tonight, there is a chance to win REAL money, a THOUSAND DOLLARS. $1000 USD. Not able to be stolen or destroyed, it will be kept out-of-game and given whenever the winner of this challenge leaves.

The objective is simple. "You just have to be a drunk piece of shit." Worst drunk wins. Vague as usual for the challenge.

Challenge ends when it is "clear the wheels have fallen off of this thing".

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Right off the bat Anisa shotguns a beer and sprays most of the other fish!
 
sex haver dijo:
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The DRUNK PIECE OF SHIT CHALLENGE has begun.

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Everything they have drank up until now has been "practice alcohol". Tonight is the REAL THING.

"How much money did Bashir leave the house with? Zero dollars." - Jet

Tonight, there is a chance to win REAL money, a THOUSAND DOLLARS. $1000 USD. Not able to be stolen or destroyed, it will be kept out-of-game and given whenever the winner of this challenge leaves.

The objective is simple. "You just have to be a drunk piece of shit." Worst drunk wins. Vague as usual for the challenge.

Challenge ends when it is "clear the wheels have fallen off of this thing".

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Right off the bat Anisa shotguns a beer and sprays most of the other fish!
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Surely this can't go wrong...
 
sex haver dijo:
Ver archivo adjunto 8735274

The DRUNK PIECE OF SHIT CHALLENGE has begun.

Ver archivo adjunto 8735277Ver archivo adjunto 8735279Ver archivo adjunto 8735282

Everything they have drank up until now has been "practice alcohol". Tonight is the REAL THING.

"How much money did Bashir leave the house with? Zero dollars." - Jet

Tonight, there is a chance to win REAL money, a THOUSAND DOLLARS. $1000 USD. Not able to be stolen or destroyed, it will be kept out-of-game and given whenever the winner of this challenge leaves.

The objective is simple. "You just have to be a drunk piece of shit." Worst drunk wins. Vague as usual for the challenge.

Challenge ends when it is "clear the wheels have fallen off of this thing".

Ver archivo adjunto 8735311

Right off the bat Anisa shotguns a beer and sprays most of the other fish!
Presiona para expandir...


They should bust out a bunch of bacon and pork chops during this, too.
 
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