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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 72 8.2%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 110 12.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 210 23.8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 435 49.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 54 6.1%
  • Total de votantes
    881
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Gene Sinclair dijo:
He would rather be a “big” fish in a little pond. Or maybe flying under the radar so no one he respects would ever even notice him enough to judge him.

There is something about him that makes him incredibly uncomfortable with any kind of rise in success. His ego is to blame, but that isn’t the cause. I know you retards are going to point to that, but it’s a deeper psychological issue WITH his ego.

He has constantly self sabotages every bit of mild success he has had. He couldn’t even handle a podcast with Harlan, which if it had gone well, would have lead to a more podcasts, and more main stream attention. He can excuse it away all he wants, but had that gone well Nick wouldn’t have been on Kill Tony by himself. (I still find it hilarious that Nick was invited to do it explicitly without Sam.)

The second he got attention from Saint Rogies with his new “talk show”, he ruins it by turning it into nothing by poor attempts at comedy, interviewing clearly insane people, and completely dropping off his “every Saturday night” schedule.

Rate me dumb for sperging about it here and not his own thread. But, as many others have said, Fishtank will do way better the further he stays away from it.
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Gene Sinclair dijo:
He would rather be a “big” fish in a little pond. Or maybe flying under the radar so no one he respects would ever even notice him enough to judge him.

There is something about him that makes him incredibly uncomfortable with any kind of rise in success. His ego is to blame, but that isn’t the cause. I know you retards are going to point to that, but it’s a deeper psychological issue WITH his ego.

He has constantly self-sabotaged every bit of mild success he has had. He couldn’t even handle a podcast with Harlan, which if it had gone well would have lead to a more podcasts and more main stream attention. He can excuse it away all he wants, but had that gone well Nick wouldn’t have been on Kill Tony by himself. (I still find it hilarious that Nick was invited to do it explicitly without Sam.)

The second he got attention from Saint Rogies with his new “talk show”, he ruins it by turning it into nothing by poor attempts at comedy, interviewing clearly insane people, and completely dropping off his “every Saturday night” schedule.

Rate me dumb for sperging about it here and not his own thread. But, as many others have said, Fishtank will do better the further he stays away from it.
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Up until last year, Sam was well on his way to semi mainstream success, but then he doubled down on the politisperging and put comedy on the back burner. Seeing Sam self sabotage after S3 was pretty eye opening. I guess this was just the cycle repeating itself.
 
Gene Sinclair dijo:
Rate me dumb for sperging about it here and not his own thread. But, as many others have said, Fishtank will do better the further he stays away from it.
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I think it's pretty clear at this point that sam was cucking fishtank with his perfectionism and egofagging, which has basically fucked up everything he's ever touched to some extent.

there are just so many moments this season that sam would have vibekilled. like all the stuff with bam and bashir would've just been replaced with sam like cynically shit-talking him and now we've got bam getting him to spill all his autistic beliefs and lore all over the place because he thinks bam thinks he's cool. maybe bam does even think he's cool. who knows, what matters is bam is getting him to be himself and provide organically autistic content and sam would have gone straight for the "nuke this faggot's ego" route just like he's done with other fish(Alex B, Cole, Jimmy)
 
Marche dijo:
Bashir is a hatable character a lot like Simbal but unlike Simbal he isnt Indian so not a total sex pest blinded by needing to do the needful and instead actually plays the villain role.
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I know this is an extremely unpopular opinion but by the end of S3 I somewhat came around on Simbal. Like yeah the "HOW CAN HE TOUCH" shit with Luke was cringe and he did some weird shit and that was the Indian DNA in him but he felt like he tried to be an ok dude and ended up being decent contestant.
 
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST! dijo:
I know this is an extremely unpopular opinion but by the end of S3 I somewhat came around on Simbal. Like yeah the "HOW CAN HE TOUCH" shit with Luke was cringe and he did some weird shit and that was the Indian DNA in him but he felt like he tried to be an ok dude and ended up being decent contestant.
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Disagree. He only was content because his Izzat hit zero from Jobe and he went full loathsome street shitter. Without Jobe he'd just be creepy and annoying nontent and was only a good contestant because he was so profoundly slimey and hateable after that.
 
Fuck man I saw a “shoutout to Zee Kyle!” clip on Twitter but haven’t been able to find it again otherwise I’d share it with null :(

ETA: phonefagging sorry

Give null clips of the native Americans teaching the pilgrim new foods. Also some Vicky meltdown from night 1.
 
James' job for today is an early shift in the Market
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Null dijo:
If there's any clips I can show on my podcast that's funny without context and less than 5 minutes in length let me know, otherwise I'll just cover it in brief.
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Favorite clip so far this season and represents everything that is awesome about this show. Objectively amazing.

A Pajeeta hired to control a crappy rolling tablet delivering a love letter to two retarded twins while playing romantic music and having a rose taped to it. The love letter asks Bingo and Bongo to draw a dolphin jumping out of the water.
 
Null dijo:
If there's any clips I can show on my podcast that's funny without context and less than 5 minutes in length let me know, otherwise I'll just cover it in brief.
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Blackstar dijo:
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Someone edited Vicky into the Gunt arrest :story:
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cohle dijo:
Mohamed destroyed another plant
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2 min
Misunderstanding over a plant, which they need to protect between Mohammed and Emma. He shouts for Bingo Bongo and Emma shouts for Kratom Queen Vicky. Worth skipping around.
DustBuns dijo:
Landon crashout x Antara scolding JD for doing favors. THIS IS NOT DA TIME TO DO DA HEYLP
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4 minutes
Jeetbot shenanigans: Fining JD for basically theft. Can skip to jeetbot where she fines and then seeks validation from Emma.
Not Xavier Ravenblood dijo:
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lmao
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11 seconds
Anti-islam TTS towards Muslim.
Aidan dijo:
After the valiant defense/violent assault, Jet goes to Market to help himself to a warm hotdog. While there, he's warned that Angry Braphog and Pizzaface are inbound, much to his chagrin.
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12 seconds
Funny TTS about Kratom Queen and Emma late at night.
TheBridgeburner dijo:
Mohammed just fucking DASHED at Vicky and Emma as soon as they entered.
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Mohammed rushes Kratom Queen Vicky when she steps in to drunkenly bother JD when he's sleeping. This happens shortly after she lied to him about stealing a tree the boys in there had hidden which is something people have to protect to avoid going home early.

cohle dijo:
Clip of her asking the question
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And ben scolding her for it
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1:22 combined but skipping around is warranted
On Emma asking pajeeta why they shit in street, Ben followed up with a scolding. Ben to Emma, "Don't ever fucking talk to my Indian like that again."
 
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Null dijo:
If there's any clips I can show on my podcast that's funny without context and less than 5 minutes in length let me know, otherwise I'll just cover it in brief.
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Rango Dango dijo:
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Humbly casting my vote for the Jet Neptune clip where he shows their Indian robot operator how he shoots Ozempic. Either that or the clip from yesterday where the jeetbot tried to give JD a fine for stealing and he ran away; I'll try to find it.

(Edit) These, both posted by @DustBuns



 
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