🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 72 8.2%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 110 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 210 23.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 435 49.4%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 54 6.1%

  • Total de votantes
    881
Robojeet proved something that I always knew deep down. The Jeets (from india) that I hate are always men (even though I love some tbh I am generally racist but people are people I don't have to explain I even like a few nignogs and Muslims), but I have a real soft spot for the Pajeetas. Almost all I know are incredibly sweet.
Maybe those 2014 feminists had a point about patriarchy and rape culture, it just was entirely about Indians and Mudslimes and didn't apply to white people at all.
 
Drake admits that some of Head's shit got on him. Head threw a shit towel at the camera man, Vance comes upstairs to tell Head to not "fuck with the cameramen"
 
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Jet has told all contestants to come to the bar. Bam arrived shortly after.

The GREEN THUMB ELIMINATION has been CANCELLED because all the trees are destroyed!

They will all be given trash bags. The competition is now whoever collects the most PLANT MATTER will be the WINNER. This can be anything, including plant matter garbage!

The faux plants around the house DO NOT COUNT, it must be organic matter.

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Jet then tosses the current garbage into the bar. Start digging, fish!
 
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New challenge: they have to get the heaviest trash bag from the weight of the plants they destroyed
 
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Jet has told all contestants to come to the bar. Bam arrived shortly after.

The tree competition has been CANCELLED because all the trees are destroyed!

They will all be given trash bags. The competition is now whoever collects the most PLANT MATTER will be the WINNER. This can be anything, including plant matter garbage!

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Bam then tosses the current garbage into the bar. Start digging, fish!
Knock out the mudslime and toss him in a bag.
 
Can anyone provide a full list of jobs? ❤️
Job Recap for Today:

Emma: Jeetbot helper.
The twins: clean the entire house.
Landon: supervisor of the twins.
JD: Market early shift.
Kratom Hog: Market late shift
Sandwigger: Needed to predict stocks or something.
James Drake: Act depressed or upset. If asked: Say he's a dorm maid.
Anissa and Head: Bathtub Stream.
 
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