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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 72 8.2%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 110 12.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 210 23.8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 435 49.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 54 6.1%
  • Total de votantes
    881
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Bashir aping out over TTS continually bashing Islam. TTS responds with saying that destroying plants needlessly is considered haram
 
Production needs to fire up the Landon Song
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Head says he doesn't care at all about his plant and isn't concerned about winning. Bashir asks if that's the case, can he just destroy his chances? He says sure and just breaks it in half.

From here, Bashir goes COMPLETELY FUCKING NUCLEAR.

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Anisa was targeted first, and Bashir got a TOTAL PLANT KILL.

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Don't know who this one that was in the bar belongs to, but ALSO snapped in half! Later, it seems like it was his OWN plant!

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He JUMPS onto the bar to grab Drake's, but is fought off!

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As revenge, Anisa opens a can of sardines she purchased earlier and DUMPS THE JUICE all over his luggage! Vicky helps! Splashes some on him, too!

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JD, James Drake, and Landon have now positioned their plants behind the bar, and are working together to defend them from the MUSLIM MENACE!

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Jet says that this is good content and he thanks Bashir for it, but he isn't sure what his plan was here and that he is pretty sure that socially he just fucked himself and made like five enemies.

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He is now praying in the Dorms next to his sardine-covered bags while TTS calls his prophet a pedophile that raped a nine year old.
 
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socially he just fucked himself and made like five enemies.
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I mean that's normal for mudslimes. Everyone hates them, they even hate themselves. And they blame everyone else for hating them, also blaming themselves for hating themselves.

For such a 'religion of peace' there sure is a lot of hate.
 
So as far as my understanding goes Bashir's attack was supposed to be a tree suicide pact with JD and Landon who were then supposed to join the jihad and kill all trees except B(i/o)ngo's?

That's gotta be one of the dumbest plans in fishtank history.
 
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Landon got BUSTED by Head. He outright told Landon that he knows he's the one that dumped the trash. Head told him that he will now seek revenge.

Jet pulled Landon aside to tell him that since he did not get away with it, he failed his job. BUT... Jet will still pay him the full amount if he CONFRONTS Head and tells him that NO, Landon is the LION in this JUNGLE, and that Head better WATCH HIS MOUTH around him.

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He does it! He finds Head in the Market and tells him to WATCH HIS TONE because Landon is the TIGER. Head needs to WATCH HIS TIPPY-TOES!

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Bashir comes in and makes things worse, arguing with everyone.

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Emma wants everyone OUT! They are disrupting her business and she is the shopkeep right now, so get out! Landon leaves, the rest can be heard arguing in the background.

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Emma squirted MAYONNAISE on Bashir because he wouldn't leave! If he doesn't leave, she'll do it again!

Bashir apologizes for all the dirt on the floor when he stole Anisa's plant, because Emma had to sweep it up. He's now playing it down, saying that he isn't trying to "be a dick", but that this was all just part of the game and nothing personal.
 
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