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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 72 8.2%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 110 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 210 23.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 435 49.4%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 54 6.1%

  • Total de votantes
    881
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vicky is making ben and jet have kratom

ben after trying: "why not just have a beer"
 
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Jet and Ben have told Vicky that they want to get into doing kratom. They have two solo cups with some amount of kratom in them, and are asking Vicky for advice on whether their dose is too much. She says no.

They tell her that this is her kratom from her bags. She's fine with it and says that her's is higher quality than what is in the store!

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During this, Head just walks over and cuts two leaves off her tree. He gets caught and she asks what the fuck he's doing, but damage is already done.
 
She's fine with it and says that her's is higher quality than what is in the store!
Yeah I bet, junkie bitch. She's got the real good 7oh shit.

This seems like a bit, they didn't drink any on camera, they said they would drink it in the basement then come back. Ben pantomimed drinking it but I didn't see him swallow.
 
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Jet and Ben have told Vicky that they want to get into doing kratom. They have two solo cups with some amount of kratom in them, and are asking Vicky for advice on whether their dose is too much. She says no.

They tell her that this is her kratom from her bags. She's fine with it and says that her's is higher quality than what is in the store!

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During this, Head just walks over and cuts two leaves off her tree. He gets caught and she asks what the fuck he's doing, but damage is already done.
Goddammit I LOVE THIS FAT NIGGA
 
Emma fucking SUCKS.
Not as bad as Binx but very much boring girl boring content, even Mizzy had more shit going on.
Shes wearing MAN PANTS BITCH GOT MAN PANTS ON.
I think Head should light her plant on fire for snitching on Landon, that would be good recompense.
Head locking on to Landon makes me worried a freeloader will come in to lock on the twins. They're great at ambient fishtanking but I don't know if they can handle a sustained overt antagonism.
I know Bingo (Or Bongo? I can’t fucking keep’em straight) had a small crash out last night, but I think that’s because her sister was the one fucking with her. As long as the two stay strong and play as one person, which they essentially are, they’re still my favorites to win, regardless of someone like Frank coming in and causing hellfire.
 
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not sure if I like the idea that the winner gets to eliminate somebody. they will simply eliminate the second most popular and entertaining person (since 1st is immune) because they want less competition, how is that good for the show? it's just a repeat of the season 3 elimination system where the contestants voted people off, but in a different format. maybe it's going to be a good idea but I am not holding my breath
The twins said they wanted to vote out JD yesterday
 
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