💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest, subpoenaed by the US state for sanctions violation.

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LucasSomething dijo:
Because if you're a horny straight woman who just wants thirstpost progressively to own the manosphere/chuds, then Hasan is literally the only semi-presentable lefty choice you have. 99% male leftubers/breadtubers are troons, fat neckbeards, living soyjaks or degenerates like destiny.

At least Hasan is tall, fit and yells when confronted so he's the "alpha male of the left". All t haters must be jealous or sexually frustrated of him, even if he's shaped like this.

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(hasan at the oscars vanity fair. Why was he at the oscars? Because clout ofc)

Tiny head, wide body and tiny feet.
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They make shoes like that in children's sizes?
 
LucasSomething dijo:
Because if you're a horny straight woman who just wants thirstpost progressively to own the manosphere/chuds, then Hasan is literally the only semi-presentable lefty choice you have. 99% male leftubers/breadtubers are troons, fat neckbeards, living soyjaks or degenerates like destiny.

At least Hasan is tall, fit and yells when confronted so he's the "alpha male of the left". All t haters must be jealous or sexually frustrated of him, even if he's shaped like this.

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(hasan at the oscars vanity fair. Why was he at the oscars? Because clout ofc)

Tiny head, wide body and tiny feet.
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The headshot is even worse. Being objective here as I will be fair and say he can look moderately handsome under the right, tightly controlled conditions, but here he looks like a retarded mongoloid with sloped eyes and imbalanced facial features. Genuinely embarrassing and another example of him dressing like a retarded turk child who snuck into his retarded father's closet and tried on his clothes.
 
Foltest dijo:
Why is his clothes so baggy...
It shows that you can't buy good taste.
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The Turkroach does that on purpose, so he can fool everyone into thinking he doesn’t obsess about his looks.

Sure, bro. You don’t care SO HARD that you blow the equivalent of a third world nation’s GDP on an outfit. He’s just so above it all youse guise!
 
PatrickButtmanJr. dijo:
The Turkroach does that on purpose, so he can fool everyone into thinking he doesn’t obsess about his looks.

Sure, bro. You don’t care SO HARD that you blow the equivalent of a third world nation’s GDP on an outfit. He’s just so above it all youse guise!
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I think it's the fat kid still in him. He probably wore baggy clothes growing up in an attempt to hide how fat he was. The habit will never leave him.
 
Does anyone know when and why Hasan started calling people he yells at "cattle"? I've only seen his streams very sporadically, but I feel like this is a recent thing he took on, and I can't help but suspect that he saw the term "goycattle" and wanted to take it on as his new favorite thing to call who he saw as unwitting pawns of the Jews Israel. Except that he had to downgrade from "goycattle" to "cattle" because that's too overt even for Twitch.

Twitter search inquiry indicates to me that Hasan started saying "cattle" just in the past month.
 
Foltest dijo:
Why is his clothes so baggy...
It shows that you can't buy good taste.
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Twrx dijo:
I think it's the fat kid still in him. He probably wore baggy clothes growing up in an attempt to hide how fat he was. The habit will never leave him.
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It's because he's not as muscular as he wants people to think. I don't know if he's been slacking off at the gym or just reducing his steroid usage or maybe his body is just getting worn out, but he has clearly lost a lot of mass over the last few years. But he still has those long arms and legs, so as long as his clothes hang off of him he can look like a big guy instead of a gangly, googly-eyed retard
 
This meltdown is fucking hilarious, Hasan is wafting in and out of depression and anger, meanwhile the LARPers in his audience are posting shit like this:
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Hasan and his friends got so fucking smug over Zohran winning an easy primary and then an easy election, yet now he's breaking down crying about how unfair and "rigged" the primary process supposedly is. It's the same shit every fucking berniefag has been doing for the past 10 years.

Someone in the chat asked Hasan if he plans on running, first he started going "I can't drop all of my important work [crying on Twitter and Twitch]", then went "AIPAC is going to spend a billion dollars to stop me" and then "if I run, I'll be assassinated by the Israeli government". I refuse to give this idiot money so I can't clip live, but I do look forward to clipping this meltdown after the stream ends.
 
mooted dijo:
please a clip, oh my god lmao
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Unfortunately the fucker disabled the ability to clip from a live broadcast but once that VOD drops I am gonna mine for fucking gold, I'm personally just holding out for Hasan's reaction once Daniel Biss is the certified winner of the election and Kat writes her concession speech.
 
Watching this stream really does show that Hasan actually fucking believes that Israel is the top issue for EVERYONE rather than just his bubble on Twitter. Daniel Biss is a beloved mayor, meanwhile Kat is a literal carpetbagger who only ran because she thought she could pull a Mamdani by appealing to Twitter despite not being from IL-09. Running exclusively on Twitter foreign policy aint gonna win you many votes when you're supposed to be running for a position largely contingent upon domestic policy.

Hasan thinks that Tucker Carlson is the only person convincing "liberals" that Israel is bad, because he's genuinely under the Leftist Twitter delusion that liberals (whom are slightly closer to the center than they are) are actually right-wing. He's so fucking far gone that he actually believes that any fucking LIBERAL who voted for candidates like Obama, Clinton, Biden, Harris etc is actually somehow out there listening to Tucker Carlson.

He also believes that an "Anti-Israel MAGA" would "cook" for some reason. Fucking dumbass.

EDIT: LOL HE RAGEQUIT AND CRASHED INTO SLUMBER
 
Neil dijo:
Watching this stream really does show that Hasan actually fucking believes that Israel is the top issue for EVERYONE rather than just his bubble on Twitter. Daniel Biss is a beloved mayor, meanwhile Kat is a literal carpetbagger who only ran because she thought she could pull a Mamdani by appealing to Twitter despite not being from IL-09. Running exclusively on Twitter foreign policy aint gonna win you many votes when you're supposed to be running for a position largely contingent upon domestic policy.

Hasan thinks that Tucker Carlson is the only person convincing "liberals" that Israel is bad, because he's genuinely under the Leftist Twitter delusion that liberals (whom are slightly closer to the center than they are) are actually right-wing. He's so fucking far gone that he actually believes that any fucking LIBERAL who voted for candidates like Obama, Clinton, Biden, Harris etc is actually somehow out there listening to Tucker Carlson.

He also believes that an "Anti-Israel MAGA" would "cook" for some reason. Fucking dumbass.

EDIT: LOL HE RAGEQUIT AND CRASHED INTO SLUMBER
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I was about to edit my previous post to remark further that he really is a single-issue voter (lol, imagine Hasan voting) about Israel. Two hours of election results coverage and it's literally the only thing he could talk about. He's the sort that I describe as Israel First.

I also found the bit with him talking about Tucker Carlson (05:36:00 in the VOD link) to be remarkable, especially since I listened to several of Tucker's full podcast episodes on the Iran War and several more in the recent past months to understand just how wacky Tucker is now. Even though Hasan speaks of Tucker as an adversary, the tone he speaks with, far from what he exhibits towards the people he truly loathes, gives me the impression of underlying admiration because of this shared Israel First policy. Hasan then admonishes AOC and Mamdani for losing to Tucker on the Jewish question Israel issue that he truly believes to be election-winning. In a truly fantastical AOC vs Tucker Carlson presidential election matchup, taking these two with the rhetoric they exhibit now, I genuinely suspect Hasan would at best give AOC the same treatment as he did with Kamala Harris, badmouthing her for being insufficient and discouraging his tens of thousands of viewers from voting for her.
 
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