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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 72 8.2%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 110 12.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 210 23.8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 435 49.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 54 6.1%
  • Total de votantes
    881
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Beaner installing a gate on the property cut the fiber internet line as per Jet
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They seemingly finally learned the best way to keep people calm when shit is hitting the fan, is to just tell everyone what is happening.
 
Disappointing that the filipina left the show because Jet gave "scaring the hoes" kind of vibes. Haven't gotten the chance to see the clips yet, just reading to catch up. I hope they either get entire new fish or 1-2 old fish to come back in, maybe Direnc and Vicki could bond over their drug usage.
 
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Then again, maybe the twins made peace with it and would deal with it just fine. We'll see.
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They’ve laughed off all the “twincest” and “HIV” TTSs with zero visible concern so far, so maybe they’re hardened against it, but that’s really fucked up.

Tasks:
Bashir - “accidentally” make a huge mess for the janny to clean up.

Twins - get into enough antics that JD gets annoyed and scolds you.

JD - convince a housemate to let you trim their hair

Anissa - steal over $10 from another housemate

Emma - market late shift

James - babysitter - play with the twins all day and make them feel loved and cared for. Bonus for tiring them out so they take a nap

Vicky - must tidy the dorm room
 
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Jobs have been delivered for the day!

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Beshir is the GRAVITY VICTIM. He must "accidentally" spill or make a mess on a hardwood surface that the janitor cleans up. He must not be suspected of doing it intentionally.

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Bingo/Bongo are the TROUBLE-MAKERS. They must "get into antics and hijinks" that annoy JD into scolding them.
 
Tard-Twins with AIDS for the win!
Good that the faggot Discord mod who SEEKS minors in minecraft "to own pedos for money and clout" pussied out.
Also fill all of the junkie Vicki's pills with baking soda for rest of the show Neptroon lol.
 
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Anisa is the PICKPOCKET. She must steal over $10 from another fish. If she is not caught or accused by tomorrow's jobs, she gets paid.

She didn't show it on camera, but Emma is MARKET LATE SHIFT. Same stuff as before.

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Missed the screenshot, but James Drake is the BABYSITTER. His job is to take care of the twins and make them feel loved. If he makes them so tired they take a nap, he gets a $30 BONUS.

JD did not show it in confessional, but said on hand cam that he has to convince another fish to let him trim their hair.

Didn't see him say it, but Landon is already sweeping the floor so I assume he is the JANITOR.

Since that leaves just Vicky, she likely has MARKET EARLY SHIFT.

Edit: I forgot, it is already almost 4 PM so there is no market early shift. No idea what her job is.

Edit 2: Vicky's job is to tidy up the dorm room. Notably, this leaves NO CHEF for the day so it is unclear if a meal will be provided for the day, or if all food will need to be bought from the Market.
 
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landon is a janny
jd has to convince someone to let him shape/trim their hair
emma got the market late shift
vicky's job is to clean the dorm room
 
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Bingo/Bongo have the pair of scissors from the arts and crafts kit, which JD needs for haircuts. They are refusing to give it to him and telling him their job is to break the scissors. He's already telling them to quit and that they are going to hurt themselves, so they may have already finished their job (to get "scolded" by JD).

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They are now trying to convince JD that they flushed the scissors down the toilet.

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Bongo failed and only placed the scissors under a towel on top of the toilet, which JD, of course, found instantly. He's now asking if anyone would like their hair trimmed and being very vague about why and how much.
 
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