🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 72 8.2%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 110 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 210 23.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 435 49.4%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 54 6.1%

  • Total de votantes
    881
That’s clearly Bingo

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No, too high for us to understand. Aliens from outer space level of speech.
quick rundown of bingo and bongo

-Rothschilds bow to bingo and bongo
-In contact with aliens
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Control arizona with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (bongograd will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be bingo babies
-both sisters said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have bongobots inside you right now
-bingo and bongo are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church.
 
Jet suffers some tech issues ( I have capped the loud audio)
The Fish are not scheming or preparing for elimination.
Bam plans to do confessionals with the fish to try and get them into the social scheming game today.
 
the cast as homestuck trolls (unfinished)
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ben asked bingo to draw the jeetbot too
 
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