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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 72 8.2%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 110 12.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 210 23.8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 435 49.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 54 6.1%
  • Total de votantes
    881
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"I would really like to get to know you better."
I'll be real, I'd be more scared of JD than the hecking minecraft troll if I was icky vicky rn.
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The Real Taylor Swift dijo:
There's zero recourse against this. The police WILL respond if they get calls, especially if its "wellness" type stuff.
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This isn't true, Police have discretion and can refuse.

The reality is wiggers don't have the ability to communicate with local law enforcement about what's happening and what to expect. Either they are too stupid, too afraid, or just don't believe it would help. So cops always end up on the show atleast once, i guess thats how they like to introduce themselves to the local pd.
 
creaturestorm dijo:
This isn't true, Police have discretion and can refuse.

The reality is wiggers don't have the ability to communicate with local law enforcement about what's happening and what to expect. Either they are too stupid, too afraid, or just don't believe it would help. So cops always end up on the show atleast once, i guess thats how they like to introduce themselves to the local pd.
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Yeah man, you can waltz up to the Atlanta PD, a major US metro with a glut of gun crime, and tell them "Hey man if anyone calls and says someone has a gun, just shrug it off, cool?"
 
Not sure if this has been posted but apparently the swatters are taking credit in ppvchat. It appears to be over a 2b2t beef and in the Discord VC they are accusing Bezo of being a pedophile. Mr Gibson seems to be main person involved.

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creaturestorm dijo:
This isn't true, Police have discretion and can refuse.

The reality is wiggers don't have the ability to communicate with local law enforcement about what's happening and what to expect. Either they are too stupid, too afraid, or just don't believe it would help. So cops always end up on the show atleast once, i guess thats how they like to introduce themselves to the local pd.
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Literally not true if there is a gun call cops have to respond even if cops are stationed outside
 
Hyperborean dijo:
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Don't know if true, people are claiming Bezo is a pedophile
Given he's a gay furry, I would not be surprised
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I wouldn't either but calling someone a pedophile and saying theyre grooming people is the go-to moral panic of Zoomers when they don't have anything else to claim someone did wrong
 
Going to bed because I have work tomorrow (gay). Summary of all of Day 1, 11 AM to roughly 1:50 AM (EST).

Details about the fish:
  • 10/10 fish arrived. Won't get into all of them, but the notable ones for day one are...
  • Fish #1 is Victoria ("Vicky"). She's very heavily addicted to nicotine and kratom. She already packed her bags and threatened to leave on the evening of day 1 because everyone, both fish and the audience, noticed she is extremely unstable and easy to upset. Serial whiner. She is absolutely furious that TTS keeps dunking on her and that her STOX is the lowest.
  • Fish #2 is "Mohammad Bashir" and is a very devout Muslim. He is fasting while the sun is up because it is Ramadan and prays five times a day towards Mecca. Each time, production blasts extremely loud Arabic music across the entire house, which has already annoyed multiple fish (and viewers). Some people have alleged he is faking it because of his hair style and his need for a paper schedule for prayer; unclear so far if this is true.
  • Fish #4 is "Bezo" and is a prominent super fan. He owned the original Fishtank Discord (stepped down minutes before he appeared on camera) and is a Minecraft 2b2t griefer and content creator. I've never heard of the guy but this was a big deal in the thread and multiple other posters knew him immediately.
  • Fish #9 is $TWIN and they are two twin sisters, Ashley and Haley, but going by Bingo and Bongo after asked by Ben. They are one fish, competing together, but two people. They are very clearly autistic or otherwise mentally disabled of some kind.
  • 8/10 are Fishtank fans that were brought on by the open auditions. Only James Drake and Charity are not confirmed fans. James is a full-time professional actor, and Charity has appeared on multiple game/reality shows in the past. It is likely both were recruited from a casting agency.
  • 6.5/10 are nicotine addicts. James, Charity, Landon, and one of the twins are non-smokers. This has been a running theme, with vapes available in the store, but only for a hefty price that nobody can afford for a while. There was briefly a "community vape" where people could suck on the same vape taped to the bar. Victoria in particular is heavily addicted, and openly fiends for nicotine, kratom, and alcohol.
Details about the season:
  • Bam is indeed the host. The Sam->Bam idea was not a joke. He showed up shortly after the last fish was introduced and did interviews with every fish.
  • All basics other than clothes and prescription medicine were confiscated. This includes things like toothbrushes, deodorant, soap, shampoo, and of course, vices such as nicotine or alcohol.
  • All of these items can be re-purchased in the "market" for various prices.
  • The fish will be given "jobs" over the course of the season to make money. Example given was being cashier in the market during early morning/late night.
  • All jobs will have a chance to go wrong. Example given was a shoplifter in the market; if you are the cashier and something is stolen while you are working there, you forfeit your wages for the day.
  • The first elimination will take place on March 19th ("four days from now"). The player with the highest STOX value will be given a "bullet" and allowed to choose which other player is eliminated.
  • The first challenge was not RICE counting, but instead ICE counting, with Bam dumping bags of cubed ice on the floor. Landon won this first challenge by having the highest number. However, some of the other fish suspect that he cheated, as there was no verification and it was simply whoever said the highest number.
  • Anise was given a job to be the bartender, and was offered $7 plus tips. Bingo/Bongo were given a job to be a detective and investigate the stolen Pocky and vape from the market (yes, both were stolen the very first time the market opened). Charity was given a job to feed the fish, requiring her to get all fish to come eat chicken tenders and White Castle sliders at 1 AM.
  • A SWATing occured around 1:30 AM. All cams went down. It was quickly handled within a few minutes and cams returned with no disruption but that couple of minutes.
  • As of writing, most of the fish are in bed. Charity is doing dishes. JD and Vicky are still in the confessional hallway talking.
If I missed anything, reply and I'll add it tomorrow morning.
 
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