🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 72 8.2%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 110 12.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 210 23.8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 435 49.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 54 6.1%
  • Total de votantes
    881
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Mohammed felts Jet!
>TTS: Hey queer boy, how many little boys have you groomed?
>Mohammed: Is that for me or for you Jet?



EDIT: Jet tells Mohammed not to talk to the camera after this:
 
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Halloween23 dijo:

huge lore drop on Vicky. Seems like she was internet infamous before this.
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The OP of her OF thread is a lolcow who has his own Spergatory thread.
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Cancer ♥ dijo:
I will never acknowledge you or your humiliation fetish again ☝🏻🤓
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okay thats kind of funny haha

This was my last girlfriend in case anyone cares. You can tell I have mental issues myself.

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She has countless nudes of me. One night she had a mental breakdown and told me she would blackmail me with them. She would be really pissed if she found out her face is on another forum. She should leak them. Everybody knows what my penis looks like. But boy oh boy she was a freak. She liked it when I put things into...
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Vicky's OF account:
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Anise gave Charity $2 as a thank you for helping her wash glasses. Then Jet provided Charity with a JOB just as she changed into pajamas for bed. She has been told to go to Confessional, kick out whoever is in there (Vicky), and open it.

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Her job is to be the CHEF. She must cook a two course meal for everyone right NOW. She has been provided a bag of ingredients. She ONLY gets paid if she can get EVERY fish to the table to eat.

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She has been given a box of chicken tenders, Rally's/Checker's fries, and White Castle pre-made frozen sliders.

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She is trying to remember how many fish there are. Somehow she ended up with the number 13 (there are only 11).
 
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Anise gave Charity $2 as a thank you for helping her wash glasses. Then Jet provided Charity with a JOB just as she changed into pajamas for bed. She has been told to go to Confessional, kick out whoever is in there (Vicky), and open it.

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Her job is to be the CHEF. She must cook a two course meal for everyone right NOW. She has been provided a bag of ingredients. She ONLY gets paid if she can get EVERY fish to the table to eat.

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She has been given a box of chicken tenders, Rally's/Checker's fries, and White Castle pre-made frozen sliders.

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She is trying to remember how many fish there are. Somehow she ended up with the number 13 (there are only 11).
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she's another one, very similar to the twins it seems. im unable to really truly tell whether she is doing your average dainty, aloof, "hmmmmmm, teehee", act. or if she is actually slow/retarded.

either way, its gonna take her 2 hours too cook at this rate.
 
She's completely addled, hasn't even started and goes in to yammer at a crowd instead.

B plot, someone stole the Twin's markers.
 
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Multiple fish asking if she could simply wait until tomorrow morning to cook this two course meal as nobody is currently hungry. Of course, the problem with this is that to get everyone at the table would require her to cook all of this before sunrise and get everyone up to eat, since Mohammad must fast after the sun comes up. Because he is definitely MUSLIM and MUST abide by Ramadan!

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Meanwhile, the TWINS have apparently found a SNAKESKIN from the snakes in the ceiling. There are nine others hidden around the house. There is some kind of reward for finding all ten.
 
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A couple TTS came through about Kratom and Vicky, of course, is pissing and moaning about it.

JD asks, after a TTS did, if she has ever "boofed" (shoved up ass) kratom. She whines about it and says that no, her asshole is an EXIT ONLY.

Its Vladi Bby dijo:
How yall nighas enjoying Day 1? I couldnt watch nearly as much as I wanted
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I am loving this, tbh. Easily one of my favorite casts so far.
 
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