🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 72 8.2%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 110 12.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 210 23.8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 435 49.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 54 6.1%
  • Total de votantes
    881
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Really warming up to Bam. I wasn’t optimistic about him being the host but he seems to be starting off strong.
 
Dojima's Dragon dijo:
Is there a gay fujo couple on it? Otherwise i won't watch this. Preferably they both should be hot black twinks.
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I mean....close?
 
It's actually sweet how Bam comes across like a camp counciller to these inept fucks. He was really gentle with Oingbo and Boingo. He's also fucking old and starts talking about the Konami code when video games get brought up.
 
I just can't hate this dorkus. He is awkward and weird but he is ernest and works an honest job which is more than 75% of Fishtank contestants can say.

You're alright in my book Mr Janny.
 
Landon next.

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Anyone you dislike: Not really, everyone is chill.

Did you get a bed: Yes. Bam mentions that this was planned and intentional to not have enough beds.

Summarize yourself: He likes playing video games when not working as a janitor. Likes comic books, mentions Spawn and Moon Knight (?). Says his job isn't too bad, he cleans the dorms at a college.

Most embarrassing moment: "Hard to pinpoint." Everything he does is a "little" embarrassing.

Best day ever: Getting hired as a janitor. He's been doing it for a year, got hired in Feb 2024 (this was two years ago, lol). He previously worked as a "popcorn guy" at Festival Foods.

Can you last 30 days: Tough, but yes. Bam mentions that he watched the previous season, and that in 10 days contestants were getting a little crazy. Landon says that his plan is to "form a bond" with others, but overall this is "just a game".
 
exhale5257 dijo:
Andd he just got posted on doxbin https://doxbin.com/upload/BezoFishtankS5Contestant.
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Seems like Bezo bought a blacklist on Doxbin (or had one already)

Re-posting the paste here.


Bezopasan (aka Bezo), is a 24-year-old dude living in Bailey, Mississippi
(real name Jacob Isaac Graham). As of today, the day I'm typing this, he's
just been announced as a contestant on S5. Before that, he's been the head
admin of the official Fishtank Discord for the past couple years.

For most of his life, he's been a Minecraft/2b2t player and content creator. Joined 2b2t
back in 2014 at age 11-12, straight-up admitted he wanted to be a big/"known" player
ever since. Started out interviewing "known" oldfags and reviewing 2b2t history on YouTube,
then pivoted hard into griefing—which he seems to fucking love associating himself with.

He's the leader of a trolling/griefing crew on 2b2t called "the Fifth Column", and he
proudly flexes it on his Twitter/X. While running that group, he's been named in plenty
of controversies: doxxing, coercion, blackmail, framing people as predators in elaborate
setups, and a bunch of other messy shit (very machiavellian-lite stuff, weird). I urge
people to read the full Reddit post linked at the bottom to learn more about that.

Personally, I'm a huge Fishtank fan, so my goal here isn't to get him kicked off or anything.
I'm just urging y'all to dig deeper—the guy's digital footprint is insane. If he sticks around,
TTS is gonna be fun chaos.

Note: the exact addresses and phone numbers listed may not be correct, didn't have time to check.
Everything else is 100%.

Thanks for reading.


Full Name: Jacob Isaac Graham
Born: Dec 2001 (24 years old)
Location: Meridian, Mississippi

Phone number: 601-616-2658 (or 601-743-5198)
Address: 9397 Gum Log Rd Bailey, MS 39320

Previous addresses:
5279 Cherry Ln Meridian, MS 39307

Aliases
Bezopasan
jacobigrat
DrEnderPickles

Email(s)
jgraham123101@gmail.com


Youtube Channel
https://www.youtube.com/@Bezopasan (formerly DrEnderPickles)
X/Twitter
https://x.com/Bezopasan
Minecraft Account
https://laby.net/@Bezopasan
2b2tWiki Page
https://2b2t.miraheze.org/wiki/Bezopasan
LinkedIn
https://www.linkedin.com/in/jacob-graham-4846681a9
CashApp
https://cash.app/$bezopasan (re-directs to $DoxbinOfficial... lol)
Steam (maybe)
https://steamcommunity.com/id/bezopasan/

Parents (Divorced, raised by Mom):
Dad
Chadwick Erwin Graham
50 years old
601-484-8698
Mom
Emily R(/J?) Graham
48 years old
601-701-1922

Links:
Reddit Post of a 2b2t meetup he hosted
https://www.anonview.com/r/2b2t_Unc...gest_2b2t_meetup_by_numbers_killet_bezopasan/
West Lauderdale HS Class of 2020 Graduation (Confirms name, relative age, location, etc.)
https://youtu.be/vsV5bUt9Tgo?t=1943
Post about Jabob's "lies" on /r/2b2t_Uncensored
https://www.anonview.com/r/2b2t_Uncensored/comments/1l9y1zq/bezopasan_and_his_lies
Resignation as Head Admin from the FishTank Discord
https://fxtwitter.com/vilerat_/status/2033240218548019697
Local newspaper article about Jacob & his mother, confirms old Cherry Ln address
https://meridianstar.com/2008/06/25/lemonade-stand/
 
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Emma next.

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Bam opens up with saying that his wife likes her from her interview. Emma apparently volunteers at a dog rescue. Bam says he and his wife have a dog named "Emma".

Who do you get along with most: Charity.

Bam mentions that "chores" and "random dares" can earn money in the future.

Three things to sum up yourself: Really into horror movies and novels. Big into punk/hardcore music. She likes ripsticks, apparently some kind of skateboard.

Band you saw live that kicked ass: Lonely Island at a festival in Milwaukee. Bam mentions CKY has played there.

Any tactics to win: She feels there is a lot of negativity because vapes have been taken away. She wants everyone in high spirits. She told Vicky that the community vape is zero-nicotine, unsure if she believed it.

Did you get a bed: Yes, she was seventh in the tank and so claimed the last bed.
 
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