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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 72 8.2%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 110 12.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 210 23.8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 435 49.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 54 6.1%
  • Total de votantes
    881
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Omnimon32 dijo:
Do these fish know that the show is FishTank and its history? Are they familiar with past seasons? Or have they all been lied to about what this show is like previous seasons? I just tuned in and heard someone call it Fishtank but he seemed like he's never heard of it before lol
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So far six of the seven are known to have auditioned as a fan (only exception is James Drake). James hasn't mentioned an audition, nobody recognizes him, and JD had to explain STOX to him. Bezo is a very big super fan, and previously was admin of the main Fishtank Discord server.
 
Rango Dango dijo:
Jet taped a vape to the bar so fishes can take a hit
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if it comes loose they take it away
the first to hit was icky vicky aka vicotine
i got the screenie of emma though
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Decapitated Nigger Baby dijo:
my discounted cash flow model of Vicky inc. shows their stock's intrinsic value is at $200 per share, compared to the current value of $171 dollars per share that's a significant discount. I am adding Victoria co. to my investor's portfolio.
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Short Bezos.

He just has that Internet tough guy aura to him that will be an unrelenting dick to someone for weeks and will be crying with in an hour if he gets pushed even a little.
 
sex haver dijo:
Eighth fish has arrived. Name is "Landon".

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He stated he does NOT vape, smoke, or use drugs.
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He's literally fucking retarded if he's not lying. I've encountered stoners like that, who are embarrassed by their weed dependency, and will deny usage when they are obviously only 20% present in reality. They didn't realize it makes them seem way fucking worse when they pretend don't have the drugs as an excuse for their behavior.
 
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Hasn't even been four hours and Mohammad is going full villain mode. Landon is pretty socially awkward and Mohammad immediately told him to go get his vape that is taped to the counter (which, if removed, will be taken away by staff). He's currently looking around to try and find it, with Mohammad following him around the house.
 
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