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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 72 8.2%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 110 12.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 210 23.8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 435 49.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 54 6.1%
  • Total de votantes
    881
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Crew has left. Vicky and Mohammad are talking. She's constantly complaining about nicotine, Mohammad tells her she should try learning fasting. She's huffing an essential oil stick to help her cravings.

Vicky mentioned that she recognized Mohammad, and that she watched his application.

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Vicky NASTY. One of the crew left behind part of a Red Bull, which she happily picked up and chugged the rest of.
 
This dude is already catty and pissy. He also has a huge ego with how much he's looking down on Vicky.

He's perfect. I can't wait for him to spiral.
 
Decapitated Nigger Baby dijo:
do you guys think vicky is freaky in the sheets? think she could push me around a little bit and spit in my mouth? you guys think she'd put a leash on me and walk me around like a fucking DOG????
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A Reminder:
  • Limit Thirstposting. No one cares which stinky maladjusted ape you are attracted to. Posts specifically to fetishize the tards should be reported.
 
sex haver dijo:
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Crew has left. Vicky and Mohammad are talking. She's constantly complaining about nicotine, Mohammad tells her she should try learning fasting. She's huffing an essential oil stick to help her cravings.

Vicky mentioned that she recognized Mohammad, and that she watched his application.

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Vicky NASTY. One of the crew left behind part of a Red Bull, which she happily picked up and chugged the rest of.
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My queen is not NASTY, she merely didn't want to let a perfectly good can of red bull to go to waste. She's very ecologically conscious which makes her a QUEEN. Please do not besmirch the good name of the best contestant in this show's history: QUEEN Vicky.
 
A few things:
  • Meta discussion day 1 is LAAAAAAAAAME. Season 6 casting should be done by grabbing random people from the street 3 days before the start, so that background checks can be done (no repeats of the Simmons/Brandon situation), and the Fish can't learn about everything from the past seasons;
  • This show DESPERATELY needs a black woman to listen & learn from;
  • Please cater to me specifically by doing the following (now that there are 10 contestnats, it could work this time):
    Toilet seats vendor dijo:
    I saw they have a nice dining table, so I think they should take inspiration from Agatha Christie's best-selling book Ten Little Niggers and put up 10 fish figurines representing each contestant, and then get rid of them as the contestants leave the tank/get eliminated
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For everything else just use chat.
 
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