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Plus the first time he gets blackout drunk and slaps around his next girlfriend, minute his prints hit the system it's "Hey there Crack Sparrow...

And even in NYC a bad Vampirate Captain Jack Sparrow cosplayer kind of stands out.

Hard to disappear among millions of other faces with crippling anxiety and a tricorn hat. Js

Not many of those faces are wearing a gay tricorner butt pirate hat on top of them.