Respuestas al mensaje #84,782

Wrong, we need to know everything. Length, girth, vein pattern, head-to-shaft ratio, tip color, circumcision status, testicle pendulosity, curve...

Noooo stalker child, you will know as much as possible. This is the knowledge you've chosen to spend your life on. Enjoy penis.

I think it's like when you say you're going to buy a caravan and suddenly everyone you know is a caravan expert despite not owning one or knowing...