Respuestas al mensaje #4,101

I'd be on comms with Snake/whoever as some sort of weird historical encyclopedia about the current situation dispensing equal parts vital facts...

I'd probably be your security detail, then I'd freak out seeing what happened to you and would say something cliche like, "H-hey, what's going...

I'm the random guard Snake shoots in the face because I decided to take a piss break at the most inconvenient time.