🎭 Dramacow Michael Christopher Martin & Heather Lynn Martin /DaddyOFive/MommyOFive/FamilyOFive / MikeMartin1982 - now DaddyOOne, serving 5 years probation for child neglect, doesn't know when to quit

A new video of the family reuniting has been released by Mike. Dude acts like nothing happened 8 years ago. Disgusting how brain washed the adopted kids are.

Cunningham dijo:

A new video of the family reuniting has been released by Mike. Dude acts like nothing happened 8 years ago. Disgusting how brain washed the adopted kids are.
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Oh my fucking christ, what in the fuck happened? Cody looks fucking traumatized. What the fuck happened to his voice? Jesus fucking god almighty.

Cunningham dijo:

A new video of the family reuniting has been released by Mike. Dude acts like nothing happened 8 years ago. Disgusting how brain washed the adopted kids are.
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There really is no justice in the world, is there?

Could somebody please tell me what in the actual fuck is going on here? Did the Martins and Halls actual put aside their differences or did Michael and Heather force the Halls to do this? This makes absolutely no sense whatsoever, given what we’ve learned so far about everyone involved?

I am truly gobsmacked and confused beyond any and all belief. How in the fuck is this happening? Are the Martins and Halls living under one roof as one big happy Martin-Hall DaddyOFive and MommyOFive FamilyONine (Michael, Elena/Heather, Rosa/Rose, Jakob/Jake, Rheinhard/Ryan, Emma, Otto/Cody, Alexander/Alex und Michael/Mikey)? Is Rose forcing Emma and Cody to do this? WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON HERE??!!

(I speak German, by the way. )

strawberrygermans dijo:

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON HERE??!!

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I wonder if this was the Martin family going on a trip to see the Hall side, considering their youngest isn't in the video. Even that is pure speculation. It's possible that Rose wanted the kids to do this in order to absolve Mike and Heather, for what reason I have no idea.

No matter the circumstances leading to the video it just makes Mike and Heather (and Jake I guess) look like complete pieces of shit when you see the state of Cody. His body language is horrifying. You can excuse away the weight by saying Rose gave him whatever he wanted after the DaddyOFive vids, we knew Emma had gotten big since she posted that video a few years back. Regarding his voice though, towards the end of the clip you can clearly hear Emma ask him "Why do you sound like that?" which Cody gives an inaudible response to. It's possible he was just doing a silly voice for some reason.

At least Ryan turned out normal?

Black Hole Vacation dijo:

which Cody gives an inaudible response to.

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He says “I don’t know” which I can make out clearly. Then he says something else which sounds like “for shits and giggles”. Hard to tell with them talking over him though.

Black Hole Vacation dijo:

I wonder if this was the Martin family going on a trip to see the Hall side, considering their youngest isn't in the video. Even that is pure speculation. It's possible that Rose wanted the kids to do this in order to absolve Mike and Heather, for what reason I have no idea.

No matter the circumstances leading to the video it just makes Mike and Heather (and Jake I guess) look like complete pieces of shit when you see the state of Cody. His body language is horrifying.

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I don’t know, I have absolutely no fucking clue what in the name of almighty God (cuī sint omnēs Gloria et Honor in saeclum saeclōrum) what the fuck is going on here. I do hope, I hope and pray by almighty God (cuī sint omnēs Gloria et Honor in saeclum saeclōrum) that the family dynamics in this FamilyONine or whatever the arrangement is are good and the Martins and Halls truly have ironed out their differences and made piece with each other, which, depending on how you look at it, you can either feel happy about, as they’re finally getting along, or angry/horrified about, as they’re just sweeping the previous custody battles and psychological abuse under the rug, unless they ACTUALLY realize the seriousness of their actions and admit to it, which, given Michael, Heather, and Jacob’s personalities, I seriously doubted would ever, EVER happen.

I don’t know. Cody’s body language is concerning, though; I don’t know if he’s just nervous to be on camera with the man who psychologically abused him for three years, or if he’s being forced to do this by Rose/Mike and Heather, as the former wanted to finally clear her conscience and forgive her ex-husband for what he and Heather did, her reason for doing so I don’t know.

(That’s a recurring theme here, by the way: “I don’t know”, because there’s still so many things I’m confused about. Until I find answers, I’ll likely be sitting here with the same expression I’ve had on my face since I first heard the news about twelve hours ago:
.)

(I’m a Catholic who speaks Latin, by the way, and the text “cuī sint omnēs Gloria et Honor in saeclum saeclōrum” means “to whom be all glory and honor forever and ever”. )

Sorry to double post, guys, but this felt like an at least somewhat helpful update:

I’ve been snooping around these guys’ TikTok pages and, to be honest, the three parents and six kids seem largely chill with each other; on the main Martin Family page (@officialmommyofive) and Jake’s TikTok (@b3bydon) and YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/@B3bydon) pages, they post videos of themselves doing things like visiting a trampolining/indoor games center and hanging out and having fun together, and talking a bunch of smack about pop culture and celebrities. The atmosphere seems rather laidback and amicable, although Cody does seem kinda awkward in some of these vids; maybe he’s not used to being on camera?

To be honest, I don’t know if I should be happy about all this, as they seem to be getting along now, or worried, as they’re sweeping the previous controversies under the rug and trying to push the narrative that they’ve risen above their detractors. Then again, a lot of these characters, particularly Michael and Jacob, aren’t exactly the brightest crayons in the box; maybe they’re like Angry Grandpa and his family from before Michael Green became a clickbaiting cuck and have reconciled their differences because they’re a bunch of kinda stupid hillbillies who don’t know better, in which case I… guess I should feel happy for them?* I dunno, it’s all very weird.

That being said, I still think it’s very irresponsible to just toss aside past actions and wrongdoings without admitting that serious mistakes were made, i.e. Michael and Heather admitting that they were wrong to treat the Halls they way that they did, and then convince their viewership and their four remaining sons that it was no big deal, or that any detractors are just haters who don’t really understand what was going on.

And for the record, I still don’t like Michael at all: he’s still an uneducated, narcissistic, egotistical, white trash, redneck, (at least partially) incompetent idiot, the music that he and Jake produce sucks dick and is so fucking cringeworthy, and I still want to beat his head into a brick wall whenever I imagine him blaming Cody for putting snot on the underside of his desk (which was actually the first video I saw of him when I discovered him during the COVID lockdown in April 2020) or pouring a vial of invisible ink onto his bedroom floor and screaming obscenities at him, blaming him for doing it.

*This is one thing that sucks about being on the Autism spectrum, by the way: you’re bad at understanding many social cues and crave a solid “Yes/No” answer and consistency like air and water.

Okay. Ramble over.

Cunningham dijo:

A new video of the family reuniting has been released by Mike. Dude acts like nothing happened 8 years ago. Disgusting how brain washed the adopted kids are.
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The reunion seems awkward and forced. I can feel the tension too. Nobody asked, but it seems they are returned or at least testing the waters.
The father and mother are still as dislikeable as before. Cody either is acting or his testicles got removed.

That reunion video has an air of "all is forgiven, see how happy we are????" especially the focus on Cody. I'm fairly confident that we haven't heard the last of these low IQ bullies and the children they exploit in order to buy video screens and particle board McMansions.

Cody has always seemed to have more going on upstairs than the rest of this crew. Hopefully one day he will be able to make his own, healthy way in the world, far away from all of this.

I know it's a bit of a necrobump and this video is 3 months old now but I was remembering about these fuckers again and I stumbled upon this video of Jake with Cody, and its here that you can hear Cody's actual voice, and he talks about how his lungs are fucked. Also Mike is BALD now, so I guess his hairline is just like Bathrobe Dwane.

I know this is kinda late but I feel it’s a perfect example of the mental distress that Michael put his son under during the DaddyOFive era:

I was watching the “Kid gets EXPELLED from SCHOOL & EATS a DOG TURD” video and I noticed Cody’s body language from 11:25 after Mike gets done yelling at him and tells him it’s “just a prank, bruh” (he just slumps over Mike’s desk and resigns himself to whatever he has to say) and the low, almost hopeless tone of his voice, and I think it’s pretty clear from both of these that he’s simply had enough of what Michael and Heather have thrown at him: he’s breaking down emotionally and mentally, which, coupled with the fact that he has ODD, probably explains the reports of “bad behavior” coming home from school*, and has resigned himself to the reality that there’s no way out; if he tries to fight back or try and explain his behavior, which he might not fully understand, he gets shit from them due to his “aggressiveness”, but if he doesn’t, he’s criticized for not being tough or taking a shot.

This is beyond heartbreaking for me and I can only imagine what he was feeling or thinking inside; people think that the worst thing that the Martins did to their kids was screaming at and pulling cruel “pranks” on them, which is why many people think the invisible ink video is the worst one they ever made, but episodes like this show that when trauma is layered on bit by bit instead of in one big punch, it’s much more subtle and can cause the victim not to realize what’s going on until it’s too late, which, for me, is why videos like this and the booger prank are much worse than the invisible ink video.

*I hope, by the way, that his school got wind of what the Martins were doing around April-May 2017, which was likely affecting his performance and behavior in the classroom, but even if they did, they might have been slow at actually remedying its affects.

Well, while Im at it, Jake made a new YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@Jakemartinlive/videos. On this channel, he posts vlogs, challenges, and seems to make rage videos about Alex.

So anyways, Jake dropped a new vid two days ago with him discussing the truth about him and Cody's relationship. Skip to 8:47.



I don't know if the things Jake are saying is true but it sounds pretty crazy, Cody pissing at parks and stuff is wild but justifiable I guess. Like look at his life, being exploited for money on the internet, and as for Rose, she doesn't seem stable either.

And the thing is, Cody is right, if it wasn't for him, the Martin's wouldn't be rich and famous. Cody was the face of the DaddyOFive channel, the pranks and meltdown videos they did on Cody were the main reason why they gained so uch controversy. Either way, this is pretty sad for Cody, he obviously needs help.

OldMan1235 dijo:

Well, while Im at it, Jake made a new YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@Jakemartinlive/videos. On this channel, he posts vlogs, challenges, and seems to make rage videos about Alex.

So anyways, Jake dropped a new vid two days ago with him discussing the truth about him and Cody's relationship. Skip to 8:47.

THE REAL REASON I DONT TALK TO CODY ANYMORE [get.gt].mp4

I don't know if the things Jake are saying is true but it sounds pretty crazy, Cody pissing at parks and stuff is wild but justifiable I guess. Like look at his life, being exploited for money on the internet, and as for Rose, she doesn't seem stable either.

And the thing is, Cody is right, if it wasn't for him, the Martin's wouldn't be rich and famous. Cody was the face of the DaddyOFive channel, the pranks and meltdown videos they did on Cody were the main reason why they gained so uch controversy. Either way, this is pretty sad for Cody, he obviously needs help.

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Thank you for posting about this, this is something I’ve been wanting to give my thoughts on but hadn’t quite figured out how to, and didn’t want to double post on this thread.

I feel that it’s important to establish the context that prompted Jake to mention the urinating in public incident: I saw that Cody posted on his Discord server this summer (he’s a gamer now, by the way, and he posted this after the Martins and Halls had reunified) that he no longer wishes to associate with the Martins, as Michael accused him of trying to scam money off of him and insulted his family, apparently after the Martins offered him money first.

Since then, Jake has mentioned several times in his Kick streams that Cody’s been ignoring his texts, and like you said, he mentions that the incident that caused him to break contact with him was where he urinated on a public playground. Michael and Heather are ostensibly against Jake’s “exposing” of Cody, but don’t seem to be doing much of anything besides telling him off for it. I don’t know if the accusation is true or not, and it honestly just seems like Jake starting unnecessary drama to the detriment of the Halls who, even if they want to someday have a relationship with the Martins, don’t want to do it now, Cody especially.

With regard to Rose, it seems she’s just trying to keep the peace between the supporters and opponents of DaddyOFive and discourage anyone from going after anyone else, probably because she wants her family to be able to move on, and I feel (this is just a hunch) that Michael and Heather are only paying lip service to the idea of “keeping the peace” to try to improve their public image.

I don’t know, this is all a very depressing situation and it only illustrates to me the idea that the whole DaddyOFive affair should have ended a long time ago, possibly with the Martins being sentenced to prison time: not only would it have been a symbolic punishment, but it would have saved the Halls a lot of unnecessary drama and forced reminders of their past that they clearly don’t want anything to do with.

in my opinion, my fake senses are tingling with this. It seems like Jake and the whole family is simply exploiting the problem. I know damn well Heather and Mike don't care about Cody or what he's doing, it seems like a planned out series by the Martins. Also with the whole Cody peeing at the park thing, he probably did do that, in the latest video Heather even admitted it was 'weird' of Cody to do so. Its like Heather, Jake, and the other boys aren't seeing that Cody has a mental disability, even in the DaddyOFive video's and Unseen Footage videos they treated Cody like he was a dog, they treated him like he was weird.

Later in the new video, Alex says "fuck Cody were going to war".
They seriously need to leave Cody alone because whether they believe it or not, Jake and Alex are acting as the same bullies they were in the DaddyOFive videos, real talk. When all of this blows up in their faces the boys are gonna play the same card Heather and Mike played. "It was fake" "We didn't mean it that way" "It was the other persons fault!".

This family's Youtube career has been a complete mess, a confusing mess at that. Honestly, the Martins would've been better off living a private life off of the internet after Emma and Cody got taken away because they clearly don't know how to go about things when it comes to internet/YouTube

Jake got arrested on a felony charge (assault) and they are asking for donations, despite the court ordering him to be held without bond. I think they denied bond because the victim was a minor

OldMan1235 dijo:

Well guys, it's happened for those who predicted it. Jake was arrested on December 30th for Malicious Wounding.
Here's the news article:
https://www.fox5dc.com/news/leesbur...gedly-assaulting-child-basketball-game-police
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And of course he assaulted a teenager. Always gotta be someone smaller with Jake don't it! Heather made a video on Jake's Channel saying that he's innocent or something along those lines. Every mother does that crap honestly, their kid murders someone "The system is unfair!". Their son rapes someone "The system is unfair!"

And in this video, at 1:50-52, Ryan mention's having a boyfriend so he's most likely gay.

WE'RE STRUGGLING - Jake Martin (480p, h264, youtube).mp4


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Is his neck tattoo supposed to be a Biblically accurate angle?

OldMan1235 dijo:

Well guys, it's happened for those who predicted it. Jake was arrested on December 30th for Malicious Wounding.
Here's the news article:
https://www.fox5dc.com/news/leesbur...gedly-assaulting-child-basketball-game-police
Ver archivo adjunto 8398356

And of course he assaulted a teenager. Always gotta be someone smaller with Jake don't it! Heather made a video on Jake's Channel saying that he's innocent or something along those lines. Every mother does that crap honestly, their kid murders someone "The system is unfair!". Their son rapes someone "The system is unfair!"

And in this video, at 1:50-52, Ryan mention's having a boyfriend so he's most likely gay.

WE'RE STRUGGLING - Jake Martin (480p, h264, youtube).mp4


Heather failed her children.

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It's crazy how stereotypically white trash he grew up to be