Respuestas al mensaje #40,084

Stand uncomfortably close and stare at her the whole time. Dare her to make eye contact with you while you're pissing.

Loudly question why there's a girl in the men's bathroom. Helpfully point out that the woman's room is across the hall, while calling her ma'am or...

Learn some sea shanties, sing them as loud as you can while pissing, berate them as a nancy boy for not joining the chorus.

What I'm guessing happened -- Just normal not loud sounds men usually ignore and the pooner freaked out thinking about male urination. So in...