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Gothic Runes

Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5

Patrick has WON Lolcow Emeritus for 2025, along with Rekieta and Russel Greer: https://kiwifarms.st/posts/23346787
Mussolini’s Merkin

Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5

A very well deserved win. Fatrick has had a pretty big impact on the forum (and not just because he is a fat faggot with bitch tits). You can go...
Sexy Senior Citizen

Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC

Russell the Greer has won the coveted Lolcow Emeritus Award (Patrick Tomlinson took second, and Rekieta took third). He can put it right next to...
Sneed Force One

Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351"

🎆🏆Nicholas Robert Rekieta has officially won 🥉THIRD 🥉in the Lolcow Emeritus Awards, placing him as a podium "finalist" for 2025. 🏆🎇...
Sneed Force One

Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC

47.3% difference from Rekieta, Russell Greer is an Ascended Lolcow, his teats flow liquid gold. I salute you Greer :semperfidelis:
Pee Cola

Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC

It was a close race between Greee and Fatrick, but I'm glad our Brothel Prince had a well-deserved win.
The Dude

Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC

Definitely going to be the highest accomplishment he ever sees in his life. Congratulations Dildo Saggins, you flappy-faced mong!
NaggotFigger

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Big FAT (OH BABY A TRIPLE!) Patrick news post-New Year's Eve: The Lolcow Emeritus results had came in. Pat is the co-winner of this Emeritussy...
Toothp!ck

Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5

It would have been infinitely funnier had he lost. Pats too much of a failure to be the best lolcow
Gentlebastard

Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5

I see that, even though he was running (well, waddling) in a much smaller pool of contestants (made all that smaller by his sheer volume), Titty...
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