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Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5
Well it seems like he stopped occupying an inordinate amount of bar real estate with his stupid fucking laptop. Granted, he still occupies an...
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5
just imagine how the bartenders feel, looking into the small eyes on his neck-less, ear-absorbing face.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5
He is so fucking miserable.
Good.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5
So this is where he was replying to gay furry porn yesterday :story:
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5
No child, I have not gained a pound. I have gained 150 pounds in the last 5 years. This is how you've chosen to end your life. Enjoy Prison.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5
Normally, I enjoy being bartender when a fat man waddles up. Every part of them, ever motion, every jiggle, is full of life. Their joy is as large...
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5
I just checked Swingin' Door Exchange's google maps photos, and it turns out that Rick's paparazzi are literal stalker children:
Also while I...
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5
What a disgusting, obese slob!
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Big FAT (OH BABY A TRIPLE!) Patrick news post-New Year's Eve:
The Lolcow Emeritus results had came in. Pat is the co-winner of this Emeritussy...
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5
Idea for patposting tht is short, to the point and accurate all at once: Posting the following when Fatrick is spotted
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5
Oh snap, he's almost at "Nigger Mullet" levels of bad haircut again! I actually thought it was an old picture at first. Looking rather portly in...
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5
My God, he just sucks the life out of the whole room. There's a happiness vacuum surrounding him. An event horizon of hate from which no joy can...
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5
Even Stabler can't hide his disgust.