Respuestas al mensaje #10,149
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StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick
Nobody wants you to go to jail. It’s much more fun for us with you out here running amok. Let the milk flow! 🤣🐄
StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick
Did you cast Offer my asshole to the prosecutor? In low light environments you easily pass for a woman.
StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick
Does this mean you no longer need to constantly glaze Samantha, or do you intend to continue now that it's no longer necessary?
StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick
I mean you could’ve used some jail time. Look at what it did for Ralph! You could’ve spun it as democrats out to get you for speaking truth! And...
StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick
I haven't been keeping up, was this the case where you assaulted a girl by hurling a phone at her, or another one? Regardless, congrats. Pour a...
StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick
I don't want to see you go away but I was hoping you would be in contention for Lolcow of the Year at our awards ceremony and without (another)...
StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick
So does this mean you and Samantha no longer need to tip toe around?????
StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick
I forgot to ask you, how many licks does it take to get to the cursed center of Stolas' balls? You may be the only one in the world who will ever...
StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick
What a shame. Jail would have been a good opportunity for you to sober up and put your life back together.
Oh well. We’e just going to keep...
StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick
Welcome to grope Gang Styx , You won and you got away with it .
Your prayers to Stole-Ass worked!
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Styxhexenhammer666's case has been dismissed and he's gloating in his thread:
Suffah alogs. Stolas's magic came through.
StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick
God loves you enough to give you yet another chance.
StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick
You misunderstood.
We wanted you to jump in a suit.
StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick
You'd look better in a jumpsuit than the bad Jack Sparrow cosplay you're doing.
StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick
Based.
Now, don't be a stranger, and do tell us what magic ritual you performed for this feat.
I love a cow who pokes back, because it makes what...
StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick
It’s funny regardless watching you claim magic powers while your life still continues to crumble around you, jail or not. A jail arc would just...
StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick
Time for many, many drunk streams to show the a-logs why they're bitches that always lose!
StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick
did you use your magic to mindcontrol the judge
StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick
The jumpsuit is your skin and the jail is your life, enjoy prison.
StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick
Hardly matters. You've got plenty of time to FUBAR yourself. Fuck ups like you can't help themselves.
StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick
DAMMIT STYX NOT AGAIN, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A WHITE BOY USES CHAOS MAGIC BRO
