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Hey, Sumo exists and it's literally just obese Japanese guys sitting on each other until the other guy taps out.

Looks like a mix of Turkish oil wrestling and Ric Flair circa 1980.

slapping some fat guys moobs is the closest they'll get to bobs.

Trying so hard to be Sumo but IQ of 68 makes them look like a 1995 modem trying to dial in.

i completely forgot that indians (i think Punjabis in particular) have this "wrestling" sport (idk the name). its absolutely insane. theres like...

This just looks like old British wrestling, but brown. Kendo NewDelhi vs. Jugaad Haystacks.

It's not a sport, it's two jeets punching on. It's how the phaggot-ass fuckers fight. 'Saar, I am being scratching your eyes out, bloody bitch...

Ah, yes. The literal retarded slapfighting.

I have a feeling they saw a sumo match once and just copied what they remembered, which was just "fat guys slapping eachother".

Looks like it's some sort of Indian Slap Boxing. Which begs the question - why can't they produce one, just ONE boxer?