Official Kiwifarms OTP shipping thread / Official Kiwi Farmer Bingo

Kalsarikännit · 31 de Oct, 2025

#FF0000 dijo:
Me x @Spongebob

Why is this post a weird color

Croak & Caw · 1 de Nov, 2025

Kalsarikännit dijo:
Why is this post a weird color

Null probably ran some experiment. Looks like it's over now.

ShapelyMutton · 4 de Nov, 2025

My ideal woman is a terrible mix of Liz Lemon and Dana Scully

Thé au lait · 10 de Nov, 2025

DickMain dijo:
Send her here after the divorce then and see if you can get a referral bonus.

New trophy unlocked: "The Internet ruined my life!"

Among Us Gaming · 14 de Nov, 2025

I see our dear feeder has been brought up several times, and I would like to pose a question, especially given the proliferation of femkiwis and femcows on the site, who would likely be highly qualified to provide expert opinions on the matter.

What is the best Yaoi OTP ship (site user or lolcow) for our favorite site admin, Null?

long waters · 14 de Nov, 2025

Among Us Gaming dijo:
What is the best Yaoi OTP ship (site user or lolcow) for our favorite site admin, Null?

I'm not a fujo nor a woman, but my instincts say the answer is of course @Toji Suzuhara!

Thé au lait · 15 de Nov, 2025

Among Us Gaming dijo:
I see our dear feeder has been brought up several times, and I would like to pose a question, especially given the proliferation of femkiwis and femcows on the site, who would likely be highly qualified to provide expert opinions on the matter.

What is the best Yaoi OTP ship (site user or lolcow) for our favorite site admin, Null?

@Null x @paintingatree

Skitarii · 16 de Nov, 2025

Among Us Gaming dijo:
What is the best Yaoi OTP ship (site user or lolcow) for our favorite site admin, Null?

long waters · 16 de Nov, 2025

Among Us Gaming dijo:
What is the best Yaoi OTP ship (site user or lolcow) for our favorite site admin, Null?

I have given it some more thought and have come to this conclusion:

Null x Nick Rekieta

Think about it, Nick is already into long shower calls with Null, so there's definitely a spark there! Also Nick knows how to party, he can help Null stop being such an uptight NERD with some prime nose candy!

The Cheese Aisle · 16 de Nov, 2025

Obligatory "I'm already in a relationship" so this is just for funsies but the imp that possesses me compels me to fill out anything that resembles a personality quiz and also Kiwifarms husbands are just like work husbands in that they don't really count

The Cheese Aisle · 16 de Nov, 2025

Me and @Thé au lait

Mankirk · 16 de Nov, 2025

In order to ensure the next generation of kiwis, this thread is here to ensure all non-related Kiwis of consenting age are welcome to display their attraction signs and respond in kind. The bingo card has become a fan favorite, with multiple recorded successes (!!!). To participate in the thread, either create a bingo card for yourself (or maybe a friend???) or respond to a bingo card posted by somebody else. In the interest of allowing everyone to mix and mingle, it is understood that you may be contacted privately as a result. This does not mean you get to be creepy without being reported and/or publicly shamed. It also might be helpful to specify your sex and the sex you are hoping to engage with, but this is more of a suggestion than a rule.

Here is a template to help you get started, or use anything else you prefer.

Here is a sampling of existing user bingo cards. If they interest you, fill out their card and tag them! Maybe send them a message. If you are posted here and are still actively looking, feel free to repost in the thread or create a new bingo card! There certainly is.... someone for everyone!

@Blasterisk

@Chromeo

@Dread Herring

Employment

@⚞⛇⚟

@Dishonorable Harlot (???)

@EvaXephon

@Maskull

@Modern Audience

@Shitty User Stole a Good Name

@Violent Sudowoodo

@wry wrangler

(I apologize in advance for any mislabeling, attempts were all made in GOOD FAITH)

Finish your love quest today, and perhaps earn a coveted forum trophy :christine:

Burekbossman · 16 de Nov, 2025

Damn, I can't believe how many of us did this.

Cheesy Beavy · 16 de Nov, 2025

If this thread gets 20 semperfi's 30 christian content's and one deviant, I'll make a bingo card

Lords Greatsword · 16 de Nov, 2025

Burekbossman · 16 de Nov, 2025

Cheesy Beavy dijo:
If this thread gets 20 semperfi's 30 christian content's and one deviant, I'll make a bingo card

"I'm doing my part!"
Would you like to know more?

Brutality · 16 de Nov, 2025

@Mankirk wrong image, I only ever made this one iirc

CFC-12 · 16 de Nov, 2025

>putting "not autistic" on your card

If that's a requirement for you may I suggest looking literally anywhere else.

The Cheese Aisle · 16 de Nov, 2025

I said this in another thread while we were all sharing and filling out each others’ bingo cards, but that was before @Mankirk did the hard work of bringing all of the bingo cards from across the site together so it bears repeating here: I’m in a relationship so my card is just for fun! A lot of us filled out the cards regardless of relationship status and gender and it was a good time. Please don’t DM me with romantic intent- friendship, mass DM invites, and the usual retard shit is OK. For any Kiwis on a love quest I wish you good luck!

Turkroach Couple · 16 de Nov, 2025

Here's my bingo card

Official Kiwifarms OTP shipping thread / Official Kiwi Farmer Bingo

Would you ever meet a user offsite?

Yes

No

I have no idea

Here and Now, boys. Here, and now.

勒令 隨身驅雄

it was da juice

勒令 隨身驅雄

Hacker on Steroids

it was da juice

Fresh Cheese

Fresh Cheese

Invited by Mankirk

We'll all float on alright

most worthless user on the fucking site

We'll all float on alright

Yesterday seems as though it never existed

What the fuck is an "ozone layer"?

Fresh Cheese

@Android raptor x @SSj_Ness

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勒令隨身驅雄