🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

quarter_grifter dijo:

I've discovered proof that Jeremy has a history of worshiping Satan and inviting him into his home to rule over his family

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quarter_grifter dijo:

There's also magnets of cheese pizza, so he's probably a pedophile.

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So it all finally makes sense now....

Quartering's wife lost her job around COVID. He's talked about it a lot and how he convinced her to file for unemployment even though they were millionaires by that point. He's also talked about how her job barely made any money compared to him and he was happy when she was laid off because his extra stress of her coming home and venting about her shitty workplace drama was not even worth the piddling wage she made and so he convinced her to be a stay at home wife. Of course when you file for unemployment you need to actually be looking for a new job so this was technically fraud, but nothing will ever happen because so many people do that. Still water brain Hambly will sit on his throne of Funco Pops and rant that the poors are all committing foodstamp fraud like he didn't take a $32k PPP loan under very suspicious circumstances and didn't defraud the government for handouts because he felt entitled to them despite being rich.

The Satan magnet kind of looks like it could be a variation on this.


Who knows though.
If Jeremy was actually Satan's biggest fan he still wouldn't have the courage of conviction to display such a message in his house where he could be confronted on it so it's definitely just some corny bullshit he bought at a gift shop. The reality is Jeremy has always been an atheist who believes in neither God nor the devil and despite his Christian grift materializing out of thin air at the moment it was most convenient for him there is no evidence that his views have ever changed.

The cheese pizza magnets though are rock solid evidence that I can't debunk so Jeremy is now a confirmed pedophile. Jeremy has let us know many times that pizza is never a coincidence in his mind and is always a signal to a secret pedophile cult. Who are we not to take him at his word?

The entire open house was clearly just a ruse to advertise a pedophilic orgy in the basement and the arcade machines were purchased and displayed prominently to signal to the rest of the chomo sex cult that luring children into the Hambly pedophile lair was not going to be a problem.

Crazy this news arrives on the same day Jeremy outs himself as a Sam Hyde paypig. Double confirmed super predator.


Sick fucking bastard. Someone needs to check those hard drives before he takes his own advice from the "BeYourOwnIT" days and deletes all the evidence.

He's not shitting his pants, he's creating content.

Moist Boys dijo:

He's not shitting his pants, he's creating content.

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* in-content-ence

There's not a direct word about hambly on this page that doesn't fill me with enormous contempt.
At least his show is being blitzed on Rumble.

quarter_grifter dijo:

Also, Jeremy's wife is a histotechnician,

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I'm surprised his wife isn't fat tbh.

Wow. I come to check on the thread. See Quarterfag still being a bumbling obese pants shitting retard and laugh. I’m glad this mf doesn’t change, because slowly but surely the walls are closing in. SUFFAH QUARTER HAIRBLY! SUFFAH BISH!

Don't have time to clip it but I had Quartering's show today on in the background while I did other things and two big notes:

1. Quartering spent a weirdly significant amount of time begging people to follow his channel on Rumble so they would get notifications several times over the course of the show. Hannah Claire then slips out "make sure you follow the channel for notifications so you can find us if we aren't on the front page, ummm I mean not that anything is going to change." Later in the show Jeremy ends up basically saying the same thing that notifications may be required to find the show at some point in the near future. At one point Jeremy says time slots are changing on Rumble and that he doesn't know what's going on but is still trying to move to the 1PM time slot. Not 100% sure what to make of this but I think what is happening is that Viva Frei is out of town today doing IRL activities this week so Jeremy was able to talk Russell Brand into moving to 3PM this week but next week Viva Frei is back and 4 streamers: Viva, Quartering, skybull Darkins, and Russell Brand will all be fighting over 3 time slots at least 3 days a week. Sounds to me like Quartering is worried he will be pushed from his slot and is making a last ditch effort to get his coveted 1PM time slot to stay on the front page but that is already occupied by a more successful streamer and he couldn't get that slot even when it was open so seems unlikely that will happen.
2. The holiday grift has officially started. Quartering is offering no less than 3 different holiday gift boxes all seemingly in the $70-$100 range. He's also hard pushing his coffee as something you should bring to holiday get togethers. Of course he rachets this up to disgusting levels by saying about a half dozen times that giving coffee as gifts or bringing it to get togethers is actually a marketing opportunity for fans to convert their friends and family into Quartering paypigs who will continue to purchase his coffee which will support the grift even harder. Hey when giving gifts it's the thought that counts right? I expect that Quartering is entering another era of nonstop grifting that will burn out large sections of his fan base just off the number of times he was shilling in this live stream. All of them seem to hate the constant coffee pushes.

Insert your own joke, here.

Jeremy sees another YouTuber getting attention for being 'controversial' and attempts to latch on.

Also, isn't this textbook 'low-effort engagement farming' that he's always crying about ruining Twitter?

Squibbles MacKenzie dijo:

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Insert your own joke, here.

Jeremy sees another YouTuber getting attention for being 'controversial' and attempts to latch on.

Also, isn't this textbook 'low-effort engagement farming' that he's always crying about ruining Twitter?

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This has "Andrew Torba begging Musk to buy Gab instead of Twitter" energy

DHugo dijo:

I'm surprised his wife isn't fat tbh.

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Give it time.

I hope Jeremy continues to try to fill the void in his life with material possessions. When the revenue stream dries up and he's left with a bunch of useless shit that doesn't make him happy and the same void in his soul the drinking should increase in earnest.

Then I hope it continues until he dies the miserable death of an alcoholic. Why? Because look at that stupid fucking face and awful beard. That's why.

Squibbles MacKenzie dijo:

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Insert your own joke, here.

Jeremy sees another YouTuber getting attention for being 'controversial' and attempts to latch on.

Also, isn't this textbook 'low-effort engagement farming' that he's always crying about ruining Twitter?

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This is beyond retarded.

Dude doesn't want to release the documentary only because of the blowback to his personal life not because it would hurt his Youtube channel.

QuarterBalding jumps in and offers to release the video on his channel that has 1/4 of the subs and 1/3 the monthly views where he would get all of the benefit and this guy would get all of the negative attention. What in the fucking world makes him think this is a reasonable thing to offer? Oh right he is shameless and retarded, never mind.

Quartering while posting this

He's refusing to take accountability for his channel's performance again.


Ok boomer


Cut the cord by cutting your monthly financial obligations, but still sign up for my membership club.


He's totally done with the casino

returnofthemacandcheese dijo:

The holiday grift has officially started. Quartering is offering no less than 3 different holiday gift boxes all seemingly in the $70-$100 range. He's also hard pushing his coffee as something you should bring to holiday get togethers. Of course he rachets this up to disgusting levels by saying about a half dozen times that giving coffee as gifts or bringing it to get togethers is actually a marketing opportunity for fans to convert their friends and family into Quartering paypigs who will continue to purchase his coffee which will support the grift even harder. Hey when giving gifts it's the thought that counts right? I expect that Quartering is entering another era of nonstop grifting that will burn out large sections of his fan base just off the number of times he was shilling in this live stream. All of them seem to hate the constant coffee pushes.

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DId Null ever buy one of his coffees yet?

quarter_grifter dijo:

He's refusing to take accountability for his channel's performance again.

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Every time he does this he drops a video begging for money. Count on it.

He can cry about ad revenue all he wants. The truth is his revenue is down because his views are massively down and the reason his views are massively down is because his content is shit and he spends most of his life scamming, manipulating, and begging his audience to give him money 500 different ways despite him being a multimillionaire and most of his audience being 9-5 workers or welfare recipients.

quarter_grifter dijo:

Ok boomer

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Classic Quartering rewriting his own history whenever it's convenient. You can literally open his Quartering channel and Candace Owen's channel and sort them by oldest and see the truth. In 2017 Quarering was still making videos raging out woke card games and trying to start his own Magic the Gathering version of GamerGate (he was actually calling it MagicGate). In 2017 Candace Owens was getting over a million views on her Red Pill Black videos and she was hired by TPUSA as communications director that same year. Jeremy hit 1 million subs in December 2020 by that time Candace Owens had already left TPUSA for Daily Wire and was a household name. Okay I did my research Jeremy, you are a lying retard.

Level99Manchild dijo:

DId Null ever buy one of his coffees yet?

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Yeah he made a video brewing it then Quartering thanked him for reviewing it on Twitter I think. Makes me wonder how much Null knows about the real source of the coffee. I think that was shortly after Quartering was begging for money because he accused someone 'woke' of screwing him over in a business deal because of his politics (none of this was confirmed, some shipment was late and Jeremy jumped immediately to this conclusion). So then Quartering bought $300k worth of coffee packaging equipment on his personal credit card. So I assume buying the coffee was half on memes.

I used to be able to watch at least 1/3 of his vids normally, but when he started standing up and then all these weird angles he's been doing that alone really put me off. Also he goes into really long zone outs of 'uhh, ohh, uh' and staring off into space like he has dementia or some seizure disorder or probably just wet/weed brain.

He still gets way too many views for what he's been producing for a long time now, well over 100k it looks on average with often over 200k. I've barely watched since he bailed out Styx and I don't get how anyone else can except to watch it as a train wreck.

mlanguishi dijo:

Also he goes into really long zone outs of 'uhh, ohh, uh' and staring off into space like he has dementia or some seizure disorder or probably just wet/weed brain.

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That's when his poop goes from the small intestine to the large intestine.

Quarterpounder will never know peace. Welcome back, Brie Larson.

We're Being Watched dijo:

Semi-related but it might be of interest to you, Warski recently got his YT channel unbanned and all his original Warski Live streams are there (he unlisted them before getting banned, I found these via direct links on his X account). Jeremy appears on a couple in 2017 trying to push #magicgate.

2017-12-02 - The Quartering Talks About Being Banished From the MTG Community
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DhJKvteBx2U
2017-12-31 - The Quartering, Mister Metokur and Warski Talk About Sketchy MTG Stuff
https://youtube.com/watch?v=r_dBefrH8QY(This is the famous Racewarski stream for any of the IBS oldheads out there)

Also PPP, since you read this thread, can you make Andy unprivate his channel? It's YouTube history!

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Holy shit. I can't right now, but this needs archiving. Someone plz.