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If you need to, sprinkling Holy Water would work. If you REALLY need to, ask the local parish to bless the home.
Alternatively, start praying...
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Just shout at the ghosts and tell them they are faggots and to get the fuck out of your house. That's what I've always done. It works out pretty...
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when you walk around the house just talk to them, involve them in your life
"damn i gotta make some food, want some ghosts? ha ha just kidding...
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Set up eikons and crosses, then cense your house. In Tobit, the censing of the house rid it of a dæmon. Silver crosses and censor would be wise.
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Ghost puncher was my first thought as well.
I'd 'miring Null if he punched a ghost or two.
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Sage and salt are your friends.
If your place is haunted though, ParaNullmal Activity would make for a killer Gumroad video.
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Well you didn't shit on the boomers enough and you shot wildly at a lot of other people so its probably the Ghosts of Boomers, coal burning ethots...
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Start charging them rent. Stomp around the house yelling that they'd better earn their keep by chasing the electrical gremlins out of your...
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I hate Christmas music but I love this.
Wow. The hate for Indians has always been in my blood. Casio chads rise up.
Walk around naked. No ghost...
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make them out of longjohn doughnuts. avoid sleeping on your back.
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That explains why Josh is so moody all of a sudden. He has turned into a woman.
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Finally my area of expertise, what sort of symptoms you got?
Hauntings are actually one of 6 or 7 different things, so dealing with it means...
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This is unironically the answer. Get angry and tell them to fuck off. It works every time.
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Get the little Jewish protection prayer things for your mantels. It protects against both wickedness and Hebrew sorcery. It will also let you...
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Josh after buying new computer parts thinking Murphy won't find him.
Kill a baby goat aka a kid and spread its blood over the front door frame.
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My child, how have you forgotten so quickly the standard GHOOOOOOOOSTS procedures.
You DO still have your standard issue ME-EM machine right...
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Unironically invite jeets to live in your house. Though obviously the cure is worse than the disease.
There was a haunted house in my neck of the...
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My mother is really into stuff like that. She has a pentacle over every doorway and once a month she would through the house burning white Sage
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Ask some Mormon missionaries to bless and set apart your home. They will do it for free
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RUH ROH!
Have you checked any attics/basements/crawlspaces/pantries/spooky mansions/old lighthouses for an old man in a rubber mask? Perhaps...
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Ooo please tell us the ghost stories. Maybe it can be a reoccurring segment where you update us on their shenanigans.
