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Said with the seriousness of a presidential address to the nation. Papa Johns...you provided the stuffed crust. You gave me the option to add...

Is Clint a bad dad for not sending croba to a ghost group home? one that I quote constantly is from when he boycotted Doritos for a couple of...

Holy shit that's fucking hilarious and I don't remember that shirt. Please tell me you have a picture of this. I love how confidently he says...

It isn't quite a one liner but this little exchange always comes to mind when I think of my favorite Cobra quotes.

Not a one liner but I was laughing my ass off in the shower earlier remembering the time he got a 20 dollar pay day loan to buy a pizza.

I loved when Cobra for seemingly no reason would just say "WOMEN'S LIB!" (women's liberation) a slogan from 1970s second wave feminism something...

My all time favorite had to be the "old enough to drink, old enough to sink it in the pink" and other extra greasy sex stuff he said.

When he told a Grease fire to stop... And it did.

I just have three words for you: Pork Chop Delight

Something along the lines of "Hey man, shit happens, or else we wouldn't poop."

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