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cleanerfromvenus

Hooking Up in a Restaurant Bathroom Changed My Entire View of Sex

YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF. POOP IS COMING OUT OF YOUR ASSHOLE!
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Hooking Up in a Restaurant Bathroom Changed My Entire View of Sex

The actual names are "Burger King" and "Humpty Hump".
Catch The Rainbow

Hooking Up in a Restaurant Bathroom Changed My Entire View of Sex

I worked at a restaurant where a couple broke a sink this way. People aren't as light as they think
BulkForceFive

Hooking Up in a Restaurant Bathroom Changed My Entire View of Sex

surprised a guy like this is into women... yeah we get it you're some fancy cunt also how do you 'toy with the edges' of someone's underwear...
GNU Abyss

Hooking Up in a Restaurant Bathroom Changed My Entire View of Sex

First paragraph and I'm already laughing. Well done, Elisabeth* (name changed). That said, you are fat and need to drop the pounds. Then the...
Rootless Cosmopolitan

Hooking Up in a Restaurant Bathroom Changed My Entire View of Sex

Yeah, no thanks. Any sex that involves urinals and getting banged without orgasming is a no from me.
chalkyresidue

Hooking Up in a Restaurant Bathroom Changed My Entire View of Sex

Another fat lady eating her way past a broken heart I see
Otterly

Hooking Up in a Restaurant Bathroom Changed My Entire View of Sex

Michelin starred menus do not make me horny. Clearly I’m deficient somehow. This would also not make me horny.
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