💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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I'm sure it's been posted before, but I just learned Rick has an imgur account where he used to post his... comedy?

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I know he's an "author" but that doesn't mean he needs to write a novel to tell a joke (and I use that term loosely here).
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Jekyll and Hyde but they have the same name. One form helps children, the other turns them into pepperoni.
From that time forward, Mr. Holden began to haunt the door in the by-street of Milwaukee hovels. In the morning before office hours, at noon when business at Chubbys Cheesesteak was plenty and time scarce, at night under the face of the fogged city moon, by all lights and at all hours of solitude or concourse, the was to be found on his chosen post.

“If he be Mr. Pig,” he had thought, “I shall be Mr. Tits.”


....ya know I have not actually read this novella since I was like 13 even If I remembered the "If he be Mr. Hyde, I shall be Mr. Seek” quote I just mutilated....think im gonna reread now

Pig man if you are reading this maybe you could have both Jekyll AND Hyde doubleteam Tiny Tim in your next novel as part of some paradoxical assfuck hootenanny
 
From /r/PatForCongress (note, I was unable to find the actual post on Bluesky and archive it)
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She intends to sue Worldcon, not Patrick.

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What protected status? Well, she's a disabled Jewish lesbian or something.

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"Washington State Human Rights" likely refers to "Washington State Human Rights Commission" which does not require an individual to sue on their own behalf as I understand it
 
There's no way in which this ends well. "WA State Human Rights" something having jurisdiction? Super special protected status? Are they going to enjoy prison for being stalker children?
Pull up Leslie. Don't become a Patrick.
 
There's no way in which this ends well. "WA State Human Rights" something having jurisdiction? Super special protected status? Are they going to enjoy prison for being stalker children?
Pull up Leslie. Don't become a Patrick.
There are worse fates than becoming a Patrick. Filing weirdo Human Rights tribunal cases is a step down the path of becoming Jonathan Yaniv
 
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Ah yes, the beautiful evolution of ever new terms to be offended about, until you run out and have to start recycling. Nobody tell these faggots that "person of color" is pretty fucking similar to "colored person" when you think very long and hard about it.

Rick oinking about "deliberate sterilization of language" pisses me off. He's on board with every wokeshit newspeak term except this one because some random synapses fired and it reminded him of a Carlin video he saw.

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Thanks Rick, calling them "sex workers" instead of prostitutes really makes piss play that much more dignified.

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"The undocumented" are our friends, they harvest and prepare our food? Are you listening to yourself, you fat fucking retard?
 
Well, she's a disabled Jewish lesbian or something.
Leslie is finally going to take the half-hovel for her own and Patrick is going to have to write his childings on the back of a Hoolie's receipt.
Then she has a fantastic opportunity here. Not only could she sue Patrick and take the half hovel, but then she could move in and seduce Nikki. Try getting in there and really understanding her the way only a woman and enemy of Rick could. After years of depression and, related, years spent with Patrick as her partner, she may well be open to the idea of becoming a born again lesbian. At this point she looks like she'd be open to it tbh.

Patrick would lose his home and once again lose his wife to his rival, Nikki could finally be satisfied as a lesbian cat lady, and everything would be right in the world.
 
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