Respuestas al mensaje #3,000

Nintendo fans when the "family game" characters aren't spreading their legs and fucking and sucking each other off

This is 100% what happened. Mario has a girlfriend, he isn't going to cheat on her with some inbred mushroom monarch. Mario does what he does...

Now I understand how MovieBob felt after Yoshi Island retconned Super Mario Bros' lore.

Is this unfathomable faggotry canon now? Where did Nintendo say it? What the fuck does retconning them not to be a relationship add to anything...

She’s-a neva gonna to bing bing on my musharoom. It’s wahoover…