Official Kiwi Farms ERP Thread

Gay Joker · 2 de Jul, 2025

Everyone always complains about how people make mass ERP gooner dm chains, so I've decided to make a thread for all of those users to share their degeneracy publicly. Let's get this party started.

*Walks into bedroom. Sees @SSj_Ness (Yiffed) lying on bed in seductive pose, gazing at me with cheeky smirk and raised eyebrow. "W-what are you doing here?" I ask as I feel a slight throb in my genital region as I admire @SSj_Ness (Yiffed)'s masculine frame.*

Agamemnon Busmalis · 2 de Jul, 2025

I thought this was about enterprise resource planning....

Vampirella · 2 de Jul, 2025

I like to hold hands.

Gay Joker · 2 de Jul, 2025

Vampirella dijo:
I like to hold hands.

*holds your hand with fingers interlocked and looks at you tenderly*

Cheesy Beavy · 2 de Jul, 2025

*starts undressing out of my beaver suit*

Party Hat Wurmple · 2 de Jul, 2025

Agamemnon Busmalis dijo:
I thought this was about enterprise resource planning....

I thought this thread was about Enlarging Ruptured Penises.... (:_(

Vampirella · 2 de Jul, 2025

Gay Joker dijo:
*holds your hand with fingers interlocked and looks at you tenderly*

Golly, I might go all the way and...kiss your check. Oh I'm so nasty.

Hellwalker · 2 de Jul, 2025

I'm going to kill myself.

666NASTYFUCKINGFREAK666 · 2 de Jul, 2025

*watches from the closet while rubbing myself through my pants, simultaneously recording so i can post this revenge porn on pornhub*

Vampirella · 2 de Jul, 2025

Hellwalker dijo:
I'm going to kill myself.

Stream it, and name the stream "Let's hang out, friends."

Lord of the Large Pants · 2 de Jul, 2025

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Caligura · 2 de Jul, 2025

Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down.

Brenda Holiday · 2 de Jul, 2025

*unzips penis*

Null · 2 de Jul, 2025

fuck off nigger

Official Kiwi Farms ERP Thread

Gay Joker

The clown prince of cum

Agamemnon Busmalis

Seid Bereit! Immer Bereit!

Vampirella

Gay Joker

The clown prince of cum

Cheesy Beavy

most worthless user on the fucking site

Party Hat Wurmple

Acoustic Guitar Destroyer

Vampirella

Hellwalker

The Man with the Golden Arm

666NASTYFUCKINGFREAK666

god help you if you step on the bumblebee

Vampirella

Lord of the Large Pants

Chicks dig giant robots.

Caligura

C-choke on my baaallsss...

Brenda Holiday

World renowned failure at both death and life

Null

Ooperator