Respuestas al mensaje #1

Fill your bath with warm, soapy water, climb in, then drop in a toaster that's plugged into a working electrical socket.

Or… just don’t fuck people’s arses? Then you can have regular straight sex as you please without needing to flush shit away? Amazing I know...

... >etc. ... What other orifices?

"Which is why you should totally do it"? Man, the author really knows how to sell his snake oil to the audience. Armpits? Ears? Eye sockets?