🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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WHAT WILL BE THE OUTCOME OF THE NEXT HEARING?

  • Continued

    Votos: 54 24.9%
  • Sent to Rehab

    Votos: 24 11.1%
  • Released with time served and a new stack of probation

    Votos: 59 27.2%
  • Sentenced to enjoy prison for offline gamba

    Votos: 80 36.9%

  • Total de votantes
    217
JUICESPORTS IS BACK

noah owner of shuffle offered boss to play a cs match and for each round he wins he would get 50$, boss then proceeds to team up with some rat 🐀 that ZUSE'd him multiple times MAKING HIM FEEL SOME TYPE OF WAY, the rat got kicked and somehow still kept coming back :lossmanjack: this shit is so wrong dude FUCKING RETARDS DUMBFUCKS

he then proceeds to get a 1 day ban for doing some pest control, our generation is so fucked up dude :( THIS IS WRONG DUDE THIS IS WRONG
 
Seems like you are speaking from experience
Yes, he's very experienced with dealing with the unscrupulous ambassadors from Planet Retard, where you emerged squealing and shitting from the plasma pits. I heard on the Podcast that your planet is next in line for extinction for corrupting the universe with your retardation. Care to comment?
 
earlier shuffle noah challenged boss to a connect 4 and tic tac toe game in exchange for some juicers on shuffle and this was the result

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE GAMES BRO, THEY ARE SO HARD, WHAT THE FUCK IS A TIC TAC TOE? FUCK THAT, LETS DO A COINFLIP

WHY YOU WONT 1V1 BOSS TO A COINFLIP NOAH? ARE YOU SCARED PUSSY??
 
BMJ actually lost games of Tic-Tac-Toe. "How do you fucking win this game? I don't understand bro! You can not win. If I put it in the right spot, it would still be a loss, trust me dewd."

Skip the testing stage, we have a full retard, certified.

"My brain isn't right for this." Yes, this is a challenging game indeed.
 
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From Norm Macdonald's book "Based on a True Story". He had a pretty bad gambling addiction so I read his book shortly after getting into bossman. Very good read for any fans of Norm or Bossman.

Hot take, I've never thought Norm Macdonald was funny and was pretty sure all my comedy friends who did were either nuts or screwing with me.
 
earlier shuffle noah challenged boss to a connect 4 and tic tac toe game in exchange for some juicers on shuffle and this was the result

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE GAMES BRO, THEY ARE SO HARD, WHAT THE FUCK IS A TIC TAC TOE? FUCK THAT, LETS DO A COINFLIP

WHY YOU WONT 1V1 BOSS TO A COINFLIP NOAH? ARE YOU SCARED PUSSY??
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holy shit this was physically hard to watch, he is so cooked
 
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sadmanjack back in full force
 
BMJ actually lost games of Tic-Tac-Toe. "How do you fucking win this game? I don't understand bro! You can not win. If I put it in the right spot, it would still be a loss, trust me dewd."

Skip the testing stage, we have a full retard, certified.

"My brain isn't right for this." Yes, this is a challenging game indeed.
Lol Shuffle bro knows BMJ's # too lmfao. It's virtually impossible to lose tic tac toe, if you're good, the worst that happens is a tie. Cue Mr. Mackey "Drugs are bad don't do drugs."
 
JUICESPORTS IS BACK

noah owner of shuffle offered boss to play a cs match and for each round he wins he would get 50$, boss then proceeds to team up with some rat 🐀 that ZUSE'd him multiple times MAKING HIM FEEL SOME TYPE OF WAY, the rat got kicked and somehow still kept coming back :lossmanjack: this shit is so wrong dude FUCKING RETARDS DUMBFUCKS

he then proceeds to get a 1 day ban for doing some pest control, our generation is so fucked up dude :( THIS IS WRONG DUDE THIS IS WRONG
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This screams noobdog.. He's got the tech on the votekick / tk ban dodges
 
earlier shuffle noah challenged boss to a connect 4 and tic tac toe game in exchange for some juicers on shuffle and this was the result

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE GAMES BRO, THEY ARE SO HARD, WHAT THE FUCK IS A TIC TAC TOE? FUCK THAT, LETS DO A COINFLIP

WHY YOU WONT 1V1 BOSS TO A COINFLIP NOAH? ARE YOU SCARED PUSSY??
bosstictactoe.mp4
Maybe these old drug PSAs were onto something about your brain on drugs
 
earlier shuffle noah challenged boss to a connect 4 and tic tac toe game in exchange for some juicers on shuffle and this was the result

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE GAMES BRO, THEY ARE SO HARD, WHAT THE FUCK IS A TIC TAC TOE? FUCK THAT, LETS DO A COINFLIP

WHY YOU WONT 1V1 BOSS TO A COINFLIP NOAH? ARE YOU SCARED PUSSY??
bosstictactoe.mp4
I find it objectively hilarious that he's still stimming like crazy with his mouse even when playing connect four.
 
earlier shuffle noah challenged boss to a connect 4 and tic tac toe game in exchange for some juicers on shuffle and this was the result

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE GAMES BRO, THEY ARE SO HARD, WHAT THE FUCK IS A TIC TAC TOE? FUCK THAT, LETS DO A COINFLIP

WHY YOU WONT 1V1 BOSS TO A COINFLIP NOAH? ARE YOU SCARED PUSSY??
bosstictactoe.mp4
Connect 4 and Tic-Tac-Toe are draws with perfect play which means that his opponents are cheating RATS bish, Bossman AustinGambles always plays perfectly
 
Holy shit this cannot be real. He's so retarded that when he sees CASINO OWNER gets to go first and places an X in the middle, he refreshes the page thinking it will go away. They couldn't make an anti-drug PSA this good if they tried
I showed this thread to my son. The result? He no longer smokes crack but NOW HE FUCKS YOUR MOM! DTPN!
 
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