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No. Ralph is going to die live on stream one day. It has been prophesised.

Yeah, if I didn't know who Ralph was I'd assume he was approaching 60, and that's being generous.

You know that's not Ralph because the headline would be "Scientists trying to determine origin of humanoid creature washed up on Progreso beach."

I want this to be real so I can say DSP outlives another. But it probably isn't.

I mean almost every time he has done something that catastrophically fucked his life up he has been drunk, high or both. So "going for a swim"...

Fat floats so if it was the tri-titted pig monster, I doubt he drowned. I could believe he had a heart attack in the water. He’s so out of shape...

While it's not enough to discount it, Ralph isn't really a tourist as he's been resident there for a good while now. But to be fair like 99% of...

About a 40 min drive to Progreso Beach from there. EDIT: Nevermind, just saw Die For Me! post about the pic being a month old