#freeross wants to start a Kiwi Farms Girlfriend Thread

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#FreeRoss

#FreeRoss

I'm locked up; they won't let me out.
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Hello, Kiwifarms. As many of you may know, I am a single virgin with rage. I am in search of a girlfriend, but I have sadly had no luck. So I made this thread to find a girlfriend. Here are some of the things I am looking for in a girlfriend. If you meet any of this list of demands, feel free to DM me so we can start dating each other.
  1. has BPD or some form of mental issues
  2. has low self-esteem and other forms of low self-worth
  3. is desperate for a man and would do anything to keep them from leaving
  4. Preferred but not necessary: comes from an abusive household.
  5. has colored hair and glasses. I like the stereotypical femcel look.
  6. easily adapts to my interests, such as music, politics, and sports.
  7. is fine with my occasional abusive tendencies, such as screaming and insults
  8. is extremely loyal to me and fine with cutting off male friends and family members that threaten my power.
This is what I want in a girlfriend: Everyone is welcome to apply to be my girlfriend. I will, in return for you meeting my demands, give you love and affection and treat you like the queen of my universe.
 
Ryei dijo:
I thought you already did this? Have you used the sign I suggested?
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I forgot I made that thread. Second time's the charm, I guess.
Axiom. dijo:
I'm everything you need and want, bb.
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hmu bby
GotFriedBy dijo:
Good list
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so true
Smokeski dijo:
i gotchu fam
when she comes back hop in her dms
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aight bet
 
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#FreeRoss dijo:
  1. has BPD or some form of mental issues
  2. has low self-esteem and other forms of low self-worth
  3. is desperate for a man and would do anything to keep them from leaving
  4. Preferred but not necessary: comes from an abusive household.
  5. has colored hair and glasses. I like the stereotypical femcel look.
  6. easily adapts to my interests, such as music, politics, and sports.
  7. is fine with my occasional abusive tendencies, such as screaming and insults
  8. is extremely loyal to me and fine with cutting off male friends and family members that threaten my power.
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It sounds like you want a tranny because it would fit most of these, and you did not specify rejecting them either
 
Overall a bold approach, but it's clear innovation is the spice of life.

The only process improvement I'd recommend is to have it be 2 of 8 criteria. Otherwise you could find yourself in some troublesome situations. Also 25% is a lot more aesthetically pleasing than 12.5%, let's be honest.
 
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