Respuestas al mensaje #39,268

I'd imagine that if you manage to sell the goddamn thing, the next morning you would wake up only to find it right besides you on your pillow...

That Homer Simpson 5 o'clock shadow lol

Why does it look as though it was rolled around in a flooded ashtray, and was it like that when you got it? Neither did the previous owner...

the smart thing to do would be wait until chris dies though i feel like if there really was a lolcow secondary market for merchandise a jesus...

Get rid of that thing. Those are bad juju. There's probably some slow-in-the-mind poltergeist or something in it.

Why the hell would you buy it in the first place?