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Those new glasses make him look like a grotesque wax model, one that Madam Tussauds would certainly not accept. Also, maybe it's just me but why...

Someone should send one of these to SuperMarioLogan and see if he uses it in a video.

Smile, you trog-faced morphodite. Then squelch back to the cum-filled cesspool you globbed out of. And take your recolor abominations with you...

Wild speculation, based on the lack of brightly colored clothes or hair dye or anything: I think he may be detransitioning soon.

The only positive thing I can say about people buying his shit is he isn't going online to beg and lie about the reason for it. Other than that...

How does one stay looking like they slathered themselves in grease every day? And does Chris not think to iron his clothes before he takes...

I dunno, man. I'd take a wand from Cobra, or some dumb merch from a gorl world gorl, but something about Chris seems extra unsanitary. Like I'd be...

Something about those new glasses makes me think current Chris looks like D-FENS if he transitioned instead of going postal. "Don't call ANYBODY!"

The plushies are kinda cute and semi reasonably priced for once. If this was before Chris fucked his own mother, I'd have been tempted to buy one.

Somehow missed this update, just found out about it today when someone was talkng about them elsewhere in another chatspace. These appear to be...

Gotta love the soulless, dead look in his eyes. I'm not sure what could be the issue, unless it's drugs or Flutter still won't bang him. Isn't...